Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Ken

I've just started dating what can only be described as the perfect girl - she's cute, smart, horny as hell and never cliptin'. I've been on her tip forever, and just a couple of months ago I scored with her big time. She loves to fuck, and one night while we were going at it at her place, I paused to go take a whizz (sometimes I can't bust a nut with a full bladder - have you ever experienced this?) Anyhoozle, I'm walking to the bathroom in her bathrobe when her fucking mom walks in the door. It's just her and her mom living in the house, and her mom is really cool so no problem there...except I have a gargantuan hard-on from fucking the bejeezus out of her daughter. So her mom, recently divorced, is back from a night on the town and I have a raging boner in her living room...what does she do? As she walks by me and we exchange awkward small talk, she brushes my cock through the robe with her hand! I think "Oh shit, what an embarassing accident"...and she fucking turns around and gives me the sluttiest, hornball smile as she unzips her dress and closes her door. Now JD, my girl's mom is a TOTAL milf, and I'd LOVE to bang some experienced pussy that could appreciate a young stud like yours truly...it's been a longtime fantasy. however, I really like this girl and I don't want to fuck this up. Now every time I go over there I can swear that her mom is trying to get me alone or flirt with me, and I have a hard enough time trying to avoid POW (painfully obvious wood), let alone resisting her should she make an advance. I know this sounds like a dream cum true, but I don't want to get it on with my girl's mom if it means I'll fuck things up between us. What do I do? Do I tell my girl her mom wants to fuck me and risk her thinking I'm a fucking perv? Do I fuck her irresistable temptress of a mom and risk losing all? Do I confront her mom and risk looking like a jackhole? I'm caught between heaven and hell here, JD...if life were a porno I'd bang them both and splooge on their anxiously awaiting faces while the acid jazz blared in the background, but we both know life isn't like that - not mine anyway! help me!!!!

A:
KT it is ironic that this has happened to you because i too have faced this frustrating paradox (and the whole banging with a full bladder thing also). it is amazing how strikingly similar my experience was. i was hanging out with my girlfriend in the dad's tv room of her parents house (interestingly enough they didn't allow us to hang out in her bedroom because they were afraid of some hankee-pankee so they made us hang out there..i can not imagine how many football games the dad watched sitting on my jizz stains because of that rule) and the mom would always come to talk to us in a super thin cotton robe. no i did not get the brush against the jimmy like you did but she would constantly make "fuck me" eye contact and on many occasions would be bending over and you could see her tits just hanging there in full glory! not to mention this chik's mom was a super milf. now i suggest you tackle this problem the same way i did. reality: you can not bang your girlfriend's mom IF you care about girlfriend. if your girlfriend was a bitch i would tell you to can her and get your pipes cleaned by the mom..but it does not seem that such is the case. so what you need to do is have fun with it, lots of fun with it. what i would do is push the flirting to a whole new level. if she looks at you with "fuck me" eyes look at her back with "i'll bend you over and lick your asshole right now" eyes. if she wears something revealing walk around the house in some sport briefs while you still have morning wood. you have to remember..these women have an insatiable appetite for sex at this age and will more than welcome your flirting (unless of course they are getting rammed proper by a husband or boyfriend and in such a case will probably just look at you funny). where i really liked to turn it up was everyday chit-chat. i'd always get her talking about sexual stories and that would get us both really heated. now my ultimate plan was to get things so heated that we would end up doing some mutual masturbation so that i would be able to bust a nut with the mom but technically still be a good boyfriend because we never really touched. that is a hard plan to pull of when you are only 19...you just aren't polished yet. nonetheless these conversations were super fun and would get me so horny i would always end up banging the hell out of the daughter for a couple of hours. definitely not how a porno scene would go down but still super fun and you don't get your balls cut off at night by your girlfriend either.

-JD