For The Week Of 09/23/02
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A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "Iím sorry, but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

Gangsta Rapper -From Russia.
Hold The Button -How Long Can You Go For.
Special Dance -In Your Honor!
Bed Wetters -Famous Celebs!
Bud's Man Of Genius -Great Mp3s!
Meet Or Accident -Game Of The Week!
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Cheat....Scantron Tests!
On multiple-choice standardized tests (where you fill in a bubble for the answer), pencil over the black bars to the left of each row of bubbles (this is where the machine marks wrong answers) for questions you donít know the answer to. The machine should skip over them. If youíre unsure of the answers you think you do know, try to mark the bubbles for those answers lightly enough so that they look filled in but canít be recognized by the Scantron machine (you wonít know for sure till you get the test back). Since the machine only marks wrong answers, you have to be right! The success rate of both these methods, coupled with your (very?) limited knowledge of the test matter should ensure a passing grade

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Q: submitted by Ryan

I like to eat my girlfriend's box, but I would just like for it to be shaved more around the pussylips? I think i'd like to shave it myself. What you think is the best way to do this?

well one of my first girlfriends, gerry m., taught me how to shave a girls pussy correctly. waxing is cool and all but how often are you going to get your girl to go and get her beave waxed. plus, you have to wait for the hair to grow back a bit until you can wax it again. the end result is your girl either has a silky smooth pussy or stubble that would put your 5 o'clock shadow to shame. you can shave her beave every 2-3 days so you can keep it smooth all the time. to get her in the mood and her skin preped have her soak in a warm bath. then have her sit at the edge of the tub with her legs open so you can really get in there. put some shaving cream or gel (no soap) around her pussy making sure that you don't cover up her lips so that you can see them during this sensitive procedure. you cut the roast beef and thats the last time you'll be in the deli! grab a new razor and start from the outside in. go against the direction the hair grows (go in the same direction if your girl has sensitive skin. she'll know what works best for her) and slightly pull the skin taught to eliminate natural creases. gremember to take your time..just because you are going for the "racing stripe" trim doesn't mean you are in a race! once you finish use a non-alcohol moisturizer and then get ready for a vacum tight seal the next time you wrap your lips over her smooth pussy!


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The 12-story, earthquake-proof, $190 million Roman Catholic Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels was dedicated in Los Angeles in September, celebrated not only for the obligatory gift shop ($24.99 for house chardonnay), the ATM, and the $12-a-day parking garage, but for the private crypts underneath at prices of $50,000 to $3 million. ("(That's) kind of like selling sky boxes," said a Notre Dame theology professor; a Loyola Marymount University professor defended the steep price, saying, "I don't think that the poor are terribly worried about where they are going to be buried.") [Associated Press, 9-5-02]

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