| JOKE OF THE
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A guy calls a law office and says: "I
want to talk to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry,
but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the
same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he
died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak
to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little
annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week.
Why do you keep calling?" The guy says, "Because I just love hearing
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| SITES OF THE
WEEK |
| Gangsta Rapper -From Russia. |
| Hold The Button -How Long
Can You Go For. |
| Special
Dance -In Your Honor! |
| Bed Wetters
-Famous Celebs! |
| Bud's Man Of
Genius -Great Mp3s! |
| Meet Or Accident
-Game Of The Week! |
| Tip and Trick of
the Week |
| Cheat....Scantron
Tests! |
On multiple-choice
standardized tests (where you fill in a bubble for the answer),
pencil over the black bars to the left of each row of bubbles (this
is where the machine marks wrong answers) for questions you don’t
know the answer to. The machine should skip over them. If you’re
unsure of the answers you think you do know, try to mark the bubbles
for those answers lightly enough so that they look filled in but
can’t be recognized by the Scantron machine (you won’t know for sure
till you get the test back). Since the machine only marks wrong
answers, you have to be right! The success rate of both these
methods, coupled with your (very?) limited knowledge of the test
matter should ensure a passing grade
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ASK DOCTOR
JD |
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Q: submitted by
Ryan
I like to eat my girlfriend's box, but I would just
like for it to be shaved more around the pussylips? I think i'd like
to shave it myself. What you think is the best way to do this? |
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A:
well one of my first
girlfriends, gerry m., taught me how to shave a girls pussy
correctly. waxing is cool and all but how often are you going to get
your girl to go and get her beave waxed. plus, you have to wait for
the hair to grow back a bit until you can wax it again. the end
result is your girl either has a silky smooth pussy or stubble that
would put your 5 o'clock shadow to shame. you can shave her beave
every 2-3 days so you can keep it smooth all the time. to get her in
the mood and her skin preped have her soak in a warm bath. then have
her sit at the edge of the tub with her legs open so you can really
get in there. put some shaving cream or gel (no soap) around her
pussy making sure that you don't cover up her lips so that you can
see them during this sensitive procedure. you cut the roast beef and
thats the last time you'll be in the deli! grab a new razor and
start from the outside in. go against the direction the hair grows
(go in the same direction if your girl has sensitive skin. she'll
know what works best for her) and slightly pull the skin taught to
eliminate natural creases. gremember to take your time..just because
you are going for the "racing stripe" trim doesn't mean you are in a
race! once you finish use a non-alcohol moisturizer and then get
ready for a vacum tight seal the next time you wrap your lips over
her smooth pussy!
-JD |
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CLIP OF THE WEEK |
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| The 12-story,
earthquake-proof, $190 million Roman Catholic Cathedral of Our
Lady of the Angels was dedicated in Los Angeles in September,
celebrated not only for the obligatory gift shop ($24.99 for
house chardonnay), the ATM, and the $12-a-day parking garage,
but for the private crypts underneath at prices of $50,000 to
$3 million. ("(That's) kind of like selling sky boxes," said a
Notre Dame theology professor; a Loyola Marymount University
professor defended the steep price, saying, "I don't think
that the poor are terribly worried about where they are going
to be buried.") [Associated Press, 9-5-02]
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