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JOKE OF THE WEEK
Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says "I've never come this way before!" to which the other replies,
"It's the cobblestones."
UniFlash Manages and Installs ROMs from Your Desktop
Android/Windows: UniFlash is a Windows utility that
lets you download, flash, back up, restore, and install new ROMs on your Android device, all from the comfort of your desktop. UniFlash is
designed for people who love to experiment and play with their Android device, but the UI is easy to use and simple enough that even
someone looking to install a new ROM for the first time will feel comfortable using it.
There are some prerequisites though: the app only
supports devices that are rooted (check out our always up to date guide to rooting your Android phone) for instructions how), with unlocked
bootloaders, USB-debugging enabled( to put your pre-ICS phone in USB debugging mode, just head to Settings > Applications > Development and
check USB Debugging. In ICS, go to Settings > Developer, enable developer options, then enable USB debugging,) and a recovery tool like
ClockworkMod's ROM Manager installed.
Once you've met the pre-reqs, connect your phone to your computer, and let UniFlash identify your device. On the right side of the window,
you'll see your phone's make and model, ROM version number, available storage, and more. On the left, you have options to back up your
device (which we suggest you do before using the app to do anything else), restore it, mod or install new ROMs, download new ROMs and other
software to install, sideload APKs, copy files to and from your device like an external drive, and more. The app even lets you flash a new
kernel, something we wholeheartedly endorse.
All of this is just the tip of the iceberg.
UniFlash is incredibly comprehensive, and lets you remove system apps like carrier-installed
bloatware, update pre-installed ROMs quickly, and do wipe/resets from your desktop. Keep in mind though that whole the app worked well in
our tests, your mileage may vary depending on your device model. You can pick it up over at the XDA Developer Forums at the link below and
read more about it in this thread. UniFlash supports Windows systems running XP and
WABASSO, FL -- A Wabasso man who ran naked around a condominium pool was arrested after being linked to damaged video cameras, according to
a recently released affidavit. Gregory Zimmerman, 21, was recorded on video Sept. 13 on the Fairways condos pool deck in Vero Beach. He was
with a male friend and both looked to be drinking. "After running around the pool deck nude together, the defendant's friend ... noticed
the video cameras hanging from the wall that were recording the two of them," an affidavit states. It wasn't immediately clear why the
dudes were nude. Nude swimming, however, is not an entirely out of the ordinary activity - even for those in powerful positions.
For example, U.S. Rep. Kevin Yoder, R-Kan., made headlines for a summer 2011 skinny dip in the Sea of Galilee, which Christians believe is
the location where Jesus walked on water. U.S. Presidents John Quincy Adams and Theodore Roosevelt also are said to have been naked
swimmers, according to some accounts. Meanwhile, Zimmerman's friend broke two cameras, while another camera captured Zimmerman laughing.
Zimmerman pulled and turned that camera. "After several hours of swimming and drinking, the defendant, (his friend) and three unknown
females left the pool deck," the affidavit states. The females weren't there when Zimmerman and his buddy are accused of damaging the
cameras. Indian River County Sheriff's investigators tracked Zimmerman down at his home. He said he couldn't recall his friend's full name.
Zimmerman was arrested on a felony criminal mischief charge.
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