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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
He responded without batting an eyelid: "Got real high once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter."
Pipl Finds Your Long-Lost Friends, Co-Workers, Etc.
People search engine Pipl scours the deep web to find as much personal information as possible on any person, then groups that information into a single identity you can scour for information.
We've mentioned Pipl before, but it's just updated with a new tool that organizes your results into identities, aiming to make the service more useful for common names. (Keep in mind, though, that you can also search by email, username, or phone number.)
Many of us publish enough things publicly these days that the easiest way to find someone's contact info involves a quick Google search or Facebook friending, but if you're not having any luck or you're just looking to dig a little deeper, one quick search on Pipl can give you an age, career, online handles, address (and former addresses), and relationships. It's not magic (results varied depending on the person I was searching), but when it worked well, it seemed to work really well.
I want to know why when my wife gives me head I never cum. It feels great and she does and awesome job, but no matter how good it feels or how long she does it for, I can never get off. What can I do?
Some guys have this problem, not your or her fault really. One possible solution would be for her to give you more vigorous hand action, like a handjob, when you want to cum or when she's getting tired.
COVINGTON, GA -- Authorities in Georgia say three young intruders broke into a home, washed a dog in the bathroom, used a toothbrush and ate some birthday cake in the kitchen before leaving behind a key piece of evidence: pictures of themselves on the homeowner's camera.
WSB-TV in Atlanta reports that Roderick Ward says he was gone for 10 days and became suspicious after returning home to find his air conditioner running and his back doors unlocked.
Ward found a camera that had been left behind and on it were photos of two teenagers and a younger child.
Newton County authorities identified the youths and contacted their parents. Two other cameras and Ward's spare house keys were returned and the parents apologized.
Ward says he does not plan to press charges.
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