For The Week Of 09/29/2003
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. “Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy some?” “No,” she replies. “But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”

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We Want Your Soul! -Scary!
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Invest In MY Chest -Do I Get To Feel Them Up After!
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Tip and Trick of the Week
This may be an old trick but it still works for me. When the bank account is running dangerously low, but the bills are past due (and hopefully you have a check comin' in the mail from the 'rents, a loan shark, or whatever), just swap the check payable to the phone company with the check to the cable company. Switch your electric bill with the rent check to your landlord. Fuck 'em and let them take weeks to figure it out while you get the $$$$ together
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Q: Ten minutes after having very awesome sex, I'm often ready for another round. My Man wants to get me off again, but he can't get it up that fast. What's going on, and what can we do about it? submited by Traci

While a lot of chicks are ready and able to go for round two right after a hot session, men experience a refractory period -- which can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours -- during which they are physically unable to get it up. Fortunately for you, your man doesn't need a hard-on to give you another orgasm. All he has to do to give you surefire pleasure is make use of his carnal creativity -- kissing, licking, teasing and touching. Using water-based lube, have him max out your arousal with manually, oral action or a battery-operated. Let him know when he's turning you on. You'll ease any pressure he might feel, plus, he might get so excited by your response that he'll rise to the occasion before you get beyond the brink.


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Matthew Long was acquitted of assaulting his girlfriend, Vicki Smith, in Cincinnati in September. Smith (250 pounds) had accused Long (116 pounds, one leg) of choking her with their dog's leash (although before the leash could be introduced as evidence, the dog reportedly ate it). Long testified that what really happened was that he grabbed Smith in a desperate attempt to prevent her from walking out, clinging to her as she dragged him through the house. ("Love does that," Long added.) When Smith admitted that she could throw Long around "like a rag doll," the judge found him not guilty. Both Smith and Long are married to other people. [Cincinnati Post, 9-10-03]

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