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An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo". A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in awhile I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"
Milk can become ice cream in five minutes! This homemade ice cream in a bag is a summertime delight for kids and adults alike.
What you'll need:
* 1 tablespoon sugar
* 1/2 cup milk or half & half
* 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
* 6 tablespoons rock salt
* 1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
* 1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
* Ice cubes
How to make it:
1. Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
2. Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
3. Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
4. Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
5. Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!
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My wife suffers from extreme insomnia after we have sex. She usually cannot fall asleep for four to six hours. The situation does not change with or without her having an orgasm. Except that sometimes after an orgasm she sleeps for 30 minutes and then is awake for six hours. Any suggestions?
The correlation between sex and sleep is an interesting thing. While sex tends to lull any man to sleep, it actually stimulates some women, which can sometimes translate into her inability to sleep. However, most women do tend to have the same “bask in the sleepy afterglow” reaction as men after sex -- actually, I’d say that this is the norm reaction. My question is: Are you sure she only feels this way after sex? Is she sleeping like a baby on other nights? I just find it odd that she would be having trouble sleeping even after orgasm-less sex, since it’s usually the hormones produced during climax that affect changes in sleeping patterns.
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Woman gives birth to own grandchildren
Sun Sep 30, 10:56 PM ET
SAO PAULO, Brazil - A 51-year-old surrogate mother for her daughter has given birth to her own twin grandchildren in northeastern Brazil, the delivery hospital said. Rosinete Palmeira Serrao, a government health worker, gave birth to twin boys by Caesarean section on Thursday at the Santa Joana Hospital in the city of Recife, the hospital said in a statement on its Web site. Hospital officials were not available for comment on Sunday, but press reports said the grandmother and twins were discharged on Saturday in excellent health. The Caesarean section was performed about two weeks ahead of time because Serrao was having trouble sleeping, the statement said. Serrao decided to serve as a surrogate mother after four years of failed attempts at pregnancy by her 27-year-old daughter, Claudia Michelle de Brito. Brazilian law stipulates that only close relatives can serve as surrogate mothers. De Brito is an only child and none of her cousins volunteered, so Serrao agreed to receive four embryos from her daughter.
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