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JOKE OF THE WEEK
An inifinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician says, "I'll have a pint." The second mathematician says, "I'll have half a pint." The third mathematician says, "I'll have a quarter of a pint." The fourth mathematician says, "I'll have an eighth of a pint." The bartender says, "You're all assholes," and pours two pints.
Master the keyboard shortcuts in your most-used programs and you'll reap significant time savings. ShortcutFoo is an online training program that teaches you the keyboard commands in many applications including Gmail, Photoshop, Microsoft Visual Studio, Vim, the command line, and more.
ShortcutFoo is similar to KeyRocket (formerly known as Efficiency), except ShortcutFoo is a dedicated training program whereas KeyRocket teaches you MS Office, Windows Explorer and Gmail shortcuts as you use those programs. ShortcutFoo is kind of like a school for learning shortcuts.
ShortcutFoo offers two learning modes, practice and drill. In the practice mode, the webapp prompts you for the shortcut and reveals the answer after a delay; it's great for learning new shortcuts and, well, practicing them. (Shortcuts are all about muscle memory.) Drill mode is similar, except there are no shortcut hints and your progress is recorded for each one-minute drill.
You can try ShortcutFoo out now under a guest account or register to save your progress. For a one-time fee of $8.95, you can upgrade your account to unlock unlimited shortcuts and bundles of shortcuts. (The free Gmail bundles, for example, include beginner actions, navigation, and selection shortcuts. Upgraded accounts get more actions and navigation bundles, as well as application shortcuts.)
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Ok so I like to have sex back to back but this guy I'm seeing can't do it. He says he has to wait a couple hours before he can do it again, but he can masturbate back to back. I don't get it. Is it because of me he cant get it up right away or is it normal behavior?
A: All guys are different in that way. He may be able to masturbate back to back because it's just easier. The hand doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, so having sex back to back may simply be just too much for him. So it's not really you, it's just being inside a woman, in general, that some guys have trouble going again, because it feels so damn good, and they use up all of their energy and need to recharge, so to speak.
ST. PETERSBURG, FL -- Police said William Richard Kane III robbed a bank on Wednesday morning.
Then, they said, he did the same thing on Thursday morning.
On Friday morning, he was about to rob a third bank, they said, when something stopped him. Kane called 911.
The 51-year-old Oldsmar resident said he was stressed out and tired.
"He told dispatchers he wanted to go back to rehab," said St. Petersburg police spokesman Mike Puetz. "He'd fallen off the wagon."
He also told the officers who arrived at the Wells Fargo Bank at 4125 Fourth St. N about 10:15 a.m. Friday that he was depressed and suicidal. Kane is addicted to crack cocaine, Puetz said.
Officers said Kane admitted to robbing St. Petersburg's First Bank at 6850 Central Ave. on Wednesday and then robbing the Chase Bank at 7360 U.S. 19 in Pinellas Park on Thursday.
He was charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon and was being held in the county jail in lieu of $100,000 bail.
Kane did two prison stints in the past two decades, according to records, mostly for Pinellas County charges of robbery. He was last released from prison in 2008.
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