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OF THE WEEK
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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Very carefully! It’s important to be honest with our partners and with our desires. Threesomes can be an exciting but potentially threatening experience for couples. Couples must manage issues such as honesty, jealousy, resentment, insecurities, trust, and miscommunication. If your relationship can contain these issues, a great way to communicate this, besides simply telling her, is to use movies. Threesome (1994) and Wild Things (1998) have scenes that can be used as a springboard for discussion. It may be safer to use an external example initially. Ask her what she thought about those scenes. Her answers will give you information as to her openness to inviting another partner into the bedroom. With a little planning and communication, your efforts might open up the door to fulfilling your wildest fantasies.
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Slow order leads to alleged assault at KFC
A couple perturbed about the slow delivery of their fried chicken order at a KFC in Norwell, Massachusetts, allegedly assaulted a man who complained about their use of foul language and asked them to stop for the sake of the children in the restaurant.
Police say as the man was leaving the KFC, Jared Garfagna, 31, of Marshfield, Mass., ran up behind him and punched him in the back of the head. After the man fell to the ground, Garfagna’s girlfriend, Sara Mohn, 24, also of Marshfield, allegedly started kicking him.
The couple then fled the scene, but were stopped by police a short distance away. Garfagna was charged with assault and battery. Mohn was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.
Police say the victim suffered cuts and scratches but refused medical treatment.
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