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| JOKE OF THE WEEK |
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The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the @#!* money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." |
| SITES OF THE WEEK |
| Rabi Rose - Peculiar Personalities. |
| Dictionaraoke -Great Songs By The... Dictionary. |
| Strong Kid - World's Strongest Kid!! |
| Tips for Bachelor Party - Gotta Know This Stuff! |
| Poo Warrior -Game Of Skill. |
| TIPS & TRICKS |
| Fly Away! |
| Are you trying to do your part to help the economy. Nothing better than to fly and restore confidence in the airlines. If you are not sure what time you can make the flight but defintely have to make it that day, do what we do at sublime. Book the latest flight to the destination (btw. those are most probably the cheapest ones also), and then standby for any earlier flight you like. Example; you would like to go to Atlanta on Oct 20, and there are 7 flights leaving for Atlanta, book the latest one and then show up for any of those flights that day, and fly. This plan has never failed for us yet. |
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