For The Week Of 10/08/01
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more Jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
world famous sublime T-shirts and hats if we use your subcapion on ANY of the sections below...
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the @#!* money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
SITES OF THE WEEK
Rabi Rose - Peculiar Personalities.
Dictionaraoke -Great Songs By The... Dictionary.
Strong Kid - World's Strongest Kid!!
Tips for Bachelor Party - Gotta Know This Stuff!
Poo Warrior -Game Of Skill.
TIPS & TRICKS
Fly Away!
Are you trying to do your part to help the economy. Nothing better than to fly and restore confidence in the airlines. If you are not sure what time you can make the flight but defintely have to make it that day, do what we do at sublime. Book the latest flight to the destination (btw. those are most probably the cheapest ones also), and then standby for any earlier flight you like. Example; you would like to go to Atlanta on Oct 20, and there are 7 flights leaving for Atlanta, book the latest one and then show up for any of those flights that day, and fly. This plan has never failed for us yet.
ASK DOCTOR JD

Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Pat

I was watching porn with my chick, she wants me to get my balls as bald as the guys in the movies. I tried shaving but it's a pain in the ass. Any ideas?

A:
funny you should ask this question. about a year ago i asked the same question at the top of sublime and got a shit load of replies. apparently a lot of guys do it and their girlfriends love it. i've done it a few times but i don't like when it grows back....itchy as a motherfucker. other than that it is pretty cool. a lot of guys said that they shave their nuts but that is just too nerve racking for me. the other dudes said they use the nair that chics use for the bikini area. have you ever seen this shit? you just rub that shit on anything that has hair and about 5 minutes later the shit just rubs right off. you start playing around with this shit and you could look like a hairless freak in no time. no but seriously...just put some on your nutter butters and voila...5 minutes later you got a couple of hairless nuts! there is nothing quite like a chic sucking on your hairless nuts either. i think you will be pleasantly surprised. make sure to drop us a line to let us know how it goes...

-JD

 
Clip OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.


Flying Guy!
 
 

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Skinny guy events


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
On the surface, it seems a somewhat uninteresting tale. A chartered plane and its pilot, taking its two elderly passengers on a tour of the skies over Key West, Florida, suddenly found itself taken hostage as the male drew out a knife and demanded they fly to Cuba. The pilot and passengers scuffled, the plane ditched in the ocean and sank without a trace. While the pilot was able to swim to safety before being picked up by the Coast Guard, the couple had inflated their life jackets inside the plane and were unable to escape, perishing beneath the warm waters. This would seem to be your typical (and currently fashionable) "Crazy Cuban Consternation" story. But this was no ordinary plane that sank into oblivion. This Piper Cherokee was the primary transportion for the Key West Mile High Club, a special charter service where couples could fly over this city of fun and sun and engage in extreme-altitude fucking. For a mere $199 (the "Quickie") you could take a memorable 35 minute flight and shag away among the clouds, or splurge for the top of the line "Big Bone Kahuna at Sunset" ($349) and blow your wad to the warming red rays of the Florida sun for 40 minutes. Pilot Thomas Hayashi provided guests with a bed and privacy shield upon request, but also offered a "voyeur cam" to allow couples to both capture their special moments and sell them in an adults-only section on the Key West Mile High Club website. God Bless America!

 
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"Im here to audition for the DORK and mindy show, Nah-noo...Nah-noo..." -josh
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