For The Week Of 10/10/2005
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause its soooooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Litte Red Hot Riding Hood -Best Cartoon Ever
The Simpsons -Made Up Words!
Super Mario -Classic Cart
Turnpike Prank-Try It Yourself
Straight Dope -Get Smart
Submachine -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Car Problems
If you car is overheating, put the windows down and crank up the heater full blast. This will lower the temperature, and give you enough time to drive to the nearest garage.

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Q: submited by Tiny
My boyfriend likes to finger me, but I'm not enjoying it. Is there something wrong with me? What can I (or he) do to make me enjoy it?
A:
There are a few possible causes of this problem: (1) Your boyfriend is a clutz whose idea of stimulation is whaling on your clit like it was a doorbell. (2) Your boyfriend's technique is fine, but it just doesn't work for you. (3) You aren't relaxed or aroused enough when your boyfriend is fingering you to enjoy it. (4) You just don't like being fingered. I'm going to give everybody the benefit of the doubt and go with option number 2. Your boyfriend is probably just trying to please you and using some manual tricks that he heard about or that worked on his past girlfriends. If that's the case, he gets points for effort, but he needs to do what makes you feel good. He's not going to be able to guess, so you need to tell him and show him. Do you masturbate by touching yourself? Then show him what you do, show him what feels good to you. Talk to him when he's touching you and tell him what you like and don't like. Take his hand and guide it. Show him where to touch, how fast, and how hard or soft. All women are different. Some like to have their clit stroked firmly and some can't stand to have it touched directly. Some women like steady pressure on their G-spot, some like it massaged vigorously. Experiment and find out what feels best to you. If the problem is that you're not relaxed or aroused, be sure your boyfriend takes his time and you warm up with a lot of kissing, caressing, and intimate touch. If he's just jamming his hand down your pants or up your skirt, that's bound to be a turn off. Have him stroke your stomach and legs and gently rub your pussy through your panties till you get damp, then you should be ready for more intense finger fucking.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Star Wars Rap!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
ASHVILLE, Ohio -- A young mother's quick thinking helped save her and eight children from robbers who invaded their home, NewsChannel5 partner ONN reported. Police said Franchetta Baldwin was held at gunpoint by three armed robbers Wednesday at her Pickaway County home. The robbers are accused of beating Baldwin with their pistols, breaking several bones in her face. One man was caught by police trying to flee the house and two others were locked in the basement after Baldwin tricked them into going there. "They just wanted out of there, without going to jail. I was like, there's a door that leads out back, but it doesn't, it leads out front to where the cops are. I didn't think they'd actually go there at the same time. When they did, I ran and slammed it shut." Baldwin said. Derrick Harris, Brandon Henry and Eric Groce appeared in a video arraignment before the judge facing charges of burglary, felonious assault and kidnapping. According to detectives, the men attempted to rob the home where Baldwin was staying with eight other children. It was just before 11 p.m. Tuesday when the intruders arrived at the Ashville farmhouse. A 17-year-old girl inside the home called 911. The gunmen had forced their way in through a side door, and the 17-year-old was coming down the stairs. When officials arrived, they saw someone jump out a window. That's when Harris was arrested. The other two suspects were still trapped in the basement. When SWAT arrived, Henry and Groce surrendered peacefully. Harris, was released from prison in July after serving three years for an aggravated assault in Columbus.
 
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