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Three couples went to see a minister
about becoming new members of his church. The minister said they
would first have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back
and tell him how it went. Two weeks passed and the couples returned
to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but
after that it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until
she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?" asked the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she
bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then.
Lust took over." The minister shook his head and said, "I'm sorry,
but you are not welcome in this church." "That's OK," said the man.
"We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
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Q: submited by Paula
guy likes it when I touch his anal opening. Should I go deeper and,
if so, how do I go about it?
For some men, the
backside is strictly taboo territory; for others, it's a turn-on
that can intensify their pleasure. Since your guy likes what you are
doing so far, he may want you to explore this nerve-packed area
further. Just make sure you take it slowly so you can suss out his
boundaries. If going beyond his back door is off-limits, he'll let
you know. To begin, put a generous amount of water-based lube on one
or two fingertips (make sure you replenish the lube often) and
gently massage the area around the outer rim. Once he's riled up,
test the waters by gently sliding just the tip of your middle finger
inside. If he clenches his sphincter muscles, which encircle the
anal opening, pull your finger out and continue rubbing the outer
area to help reduce his tension. Then, try to insert your fingertip
again. If he likes how this feels and is up for trying more anal
action, gradually move your finger in deeper, taking care not to
scratch the delicate tissue inside. Hint: Make sure your fingernails
are smooth. Give him some time to adjust to the way your finger
feels. Whatever you do, don't force it. If you feel resistance, ease
up. It might take several sessions for him to learn to relax enough
for you to penetrate him more deeply. Once he's comfortable with
your finger inside of him, experiment by wiggling it back and forth,
sliding it in and out, or moving it in a circular pattern. If you
really want to blow his mind, play with his prostate -- a
chestnut-sized pleasure center about three inches up the front wall
of his anal canal -- by making a "come here" gesture with your
finger. Pull this move when he's about to orgasm during intercourse,
or while giving him manual or oral sex, and you just might send him
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