For The Week Of 10/11/2004
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Three couples went to see a minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said they would first have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. Two weeks passed and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?" asked the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but you are not welcome in this church." "That's OK," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

SITES OF THE WEEK
50 Guiness Records -Stupid Human Tricks!
Rodney Dangerfield -RIP!
Gay Test -Are You!
BoobieThon -Good Cause
Google Sms -Great Idea.
Follower -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Proofreader!
If you’re reading too fast, your brain can “correct” typos, preventing you from catching them. That’s why it’s sometimes a good idea to read a page upside-down. It forces you to pay closer attention to individual words out of context, and you can’t race through pages too fast.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Paula
My guy likes it when I touch his anal opening. Should I go deeper and, if so, how do I go about it?

A:
For some men, the backside is strictly taboo territory; for others, it's a turn-on that can intensify their pleasure. Since your guy likes what you are doing so far, he may want you to explore this nerve-packed area further. Just make sure you take it slowly so you can suss out his boundaries. If going beyond his back door is off-limits, he'll let you know. To begin, put a generous amount of water-based lube on one or two fingertips (make sure you replenish the lube often) and gently massage the area around the outer rim. Once he's riled up, test the waters by gently sliding just the tip of your middle finger inside. If he clenches his sphincter muscles, which encircle the anal opening, pull your finger out and continue rubbing the outer area to help reduce his tension. Then, try to insert your fingertip again. If he likes how this feels and is up for trying more anal action, gradually move your finger in deeper, taking care not to scratch the delicate tissue inside. Hint: Make sure your fingernails are smooth. Give him some time to adjust to the way your finger feels. Whatever you do, don't force it. If you feel resistance, ease up. It might take several sessions for him to learn to relax enough for you to penetrate him more deeply. Once he's comfortable with your finger inside of him, experiment by wiggling it back and forth, sliding it in and out, or moving it in a circular pattern. If you really want to blow his mind, play with his prostate -- a chestnut-sized pleasure center about three inches up the front wall of his anal canal -- by making a "come here" gesture with your finger. Pull this move when he's about to orgasm during intercourse, or while giving him manual or oral sex, and you just might send him into orbit.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Sailor Moon!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
China's Ministry of Public Security Sunday rewarded a number of informers who have tipped police about pornographic websites since China launched a nationwide campaign to crack down on the illegal on-line operations this July. The awards are either from 500-2,000 yuan (about 60-240 US dollars) or anti-virus software, according to the ministry. As of October 8, police have received 42,055 tips, including 7,222 involving on-line porn. With the help of these informers, police shut down 1,125 porn sites and 290 other illegal operators engaged in gambling or swindling. The information has also helped uncover 254 criminal cases and captured 445 suspects involved.
 
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