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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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Unfortunately, it's difficult to tell which flights have Wi-Fi on board when you're booking your tickets. HasWifi lets you search by flight number (or with travel planning service TripIt), letting you know which flights do and don't give you your internet fix in the air. You can even vote a result up or down, helping HasWifi deliver more accurate results to other users. Right now, the service only tracks GoGo-enabled carriers, but it's got a pretty good database already, and still expanding.
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Q:submitted by: sg
Me and my girlfriend are in relationship for 3 years now. We have had lot of fun and sex in many positions. Now my girlfriend says to try threesome. i.e 2m-1f. But ithink its not right although not strictly, she says its just right and to trust her. Now am confused is it alright and it shall not cause any problem in our relationship as we have planned to get married .
Please advice and tell me from all your experience and make my mind clear ....
So you're worried about bringing another man into the mix, correct? If you have a problem with it, tell her about that. There's nothing wrong with being open minded, but there is also nothing wrong with having certain morals. If you're not ready for a threesome, don't go through it. Talk things out until you are in fact ready.
If the reason you aren't ready is because of insecurity though, note that she will not leave you for whatever other man comes into the relationship. If she does, you wouldn't want her as a wife anyway. Period. You can either take a leap of faith or wait for the time being. There's no wrong decision here.
It’s said that everyone has a secret. What was unique about Shigeo Tokuda’s fib was that everything he wasn’t telling his wife and daughter was on recorded on hundreds of videos, and that thousands of admirers knew exactly who he was and what he was trying to hide.
For a long time, Mr. Tokuda was not just the world’s oldest porn star, he was perhaps its most anonymous. His family didn’t know where the 76-year-old really went and what he did when the retired travel agent pulled on his blazer and went off to “work” in the morning.
But among his fans – and there are enough of them to justify the making of at least one new film a month – Mr. Tokuda is the superstar of the rising genre of “elder porn,” movies that feature older actors (at least the male ones) and plotlines in which the growing number of Japanese senior citizens (again, at least the males) can picture themselves. His most famous role is as a senior citizen who acts anything but his age with an assortment of nurses, as well as with his twentysomething daughter-in-law.
Elder porn is a fast-growing industry in Japan, which has a population that is both the oldest in the world as well as the world’s second-largest consumers of pornography (after the United States). By his count, Mr. Tokuda has appeared in some 350 films, with another project – Prohibited Elderly Care Vol. 45 – already in production.
“It’s mostly older men who watch. Maybe some single women who are a little older,” Mr. Tokuda says, trying to explain his popularity. “Definitely, they want to have some connection to a character that’s their age, to feel they can have the same satisfaction.”
Sales of elder porn have reportedly doubled over the past decade, now accounting for somewhere between 20 and 30 per cent of Japan’s pornography industry, which grosses $20-billion annually.
Mr. Tokuda’s secret blew up in his face two years ago, when a lengthy fax arrived at his Tokyo home that his 35-year-old daughter was the first in the family to lay eyes on: the script to Prohibited Elderly Care Vol. 20. It didn’t take her long to figure out what it was she was reading and which role her father – who also stars in a series called Maniac Training of Lolitas – was cast to play.
“The whole story was right there, so it was obvious what kind of movie it was,” Mr. Tokuda says, grimacing a bit at the memory. In person, the father of two and grandfather of one looks the part he plays: an elderly Japanese any man, standing 5-foot-3 with just a few wisps of white hair covering his shining scalp, and a smile dominated by oversized front teeth.
But while his daughter was “shocked” at her discovery, Mr. Tokuda says his wife was unbothered to find out about his raunchy part-time profession. “My wife lets me do whatever I want now that I’m retired,” he says. “She’s just concerned about my health and tells me not to work too hard.”
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