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Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress, get up on the table and place her feet in the stirrups. She was feeling very uncomfortable about the whole situation and when the doctor started dropping his pants, she freaked. "Wait a second! What the hell is going on here?" she yelled. "Don't you want to get pregnant?" asked the doctor. "Well, yes, but..." stammered the woman. "Well lie back and spread 'em," replied the doctor. "Were out of the bottled stuff, so you'll just have to settle for what's on tap."
Masturbate daily. The more you masturbate, the longer it will take during sex to have an orgasm.
Stop at the pregasm, the moment just before the orgasm. Take a moment to calm down, then continue.
Wear a condom. Although safe sex should always be practiced, wearing a condom desensitizes the experience.
Stop when you find yourself over stimulated. By taking a minute to relax, the excitement builds up and leads to an incredibly intense orgasm.
Do Kegel exercises daily to strengthen the muscles that control urination. Practice holding this muscle so you will have an easier time controlling your orgasm.
Breathe slowly during sex to allow your body to stay relaxed and calm.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
When I have sex and come, I donít shoot that much. Iíve seen in videos guys having a lot more come and I was wondering if there is anything I can do about giving me a bigger load?
Another disciple of Peter North videos? Mr. North is widely known in the porn industry for having huge amounts of ejaculate that could fill a bucket. There are a few things you can do to increase your load. If youíre masturbating before sex or earlier in the day, this will minimize your semen volume. Try saving that plentiful first ejaculation for a day or two, if you can. Also, the amount of stimulation time during sex will affect the size of your wad. Longer sex sessions will tap into your semen reserve, so to speak; try to refrain from quickies and use a slow buildup. Frequent exercise and a well-balanced diet are fuel for your body, so eat right and be healthy. Eating protein-rich gelatin and egg whites are little-known secrets that many professionals in the porn biz use to increase their ejaculation volume. Lastly, doing Kegel exercises will add some power behind your money shots for increased speed and distance.
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LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) ó Police in the Kansas college town of Lawrence say they have arrested a 21-year-old man who stole an ambulance to get home after a night of drinking.
Lawrence Police Sgt. Susan Hadl says the ambulance crew parked it early Sunday while responding to a medical emergency in an area filled with bars and specialty shops.
Hadl says the man was intoxicated and believed he had no other way home. He led police on a brief, low-speed chase.
The man was arrested on charges of theft of the ambulance as well as driving under the influence.
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