For The Week Of 10/17/2011
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

An attractive young female professor announces a test that would begin the next morning.
No rain checks, no make-up opportunities. Be there or get a zero. A young man in the back raises his hand, winks at the professor and says "But what if we're incapable of taking the test tomorrow due to extreme, crippling sexual exhaustion? Then what?"

The professor replies, "Then I suppose you'll have to write the answers with your other hand."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Bullseye -Contestants!
Imaginary -Image Blog!
Booty Drop -Sex Stories!
Blackboards -In Porn!
Now That -You're Big!
Coin Hero -Flash Game!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Coffee Grinds Remove the Smell of Cigarettes from Your Car

Whether you just purchased a new car from a smoker or you're trying to freshen up your own habit, green living blog Yahoo! Green suggests tossing a layer of used coffee grounds into your car's ashtray to get rid of the scent of cigarettes. As we've seen before, coffee grounds are a great deodorizer for drains, but they also work remarkably well at removing odor of all kinds, including the smell of tobacco from cars, which is especially handy it you're a non-smoker who has just purchased a used car from someone who smoked in it early and often.

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ASK TINA

Q: submitted by sg

How can you relax your gag reflex?

A:
I have a bit of experience in this category, so I think might have answers. One way to do it, is to control your breathing the best you can. For example, Take a deep breath before you go down on him, then slowly exhale as your making your way back up, I've never had any problems with that. Remember to stretch your head and neck up so there's the least amount of angle possible where your throat starts. Relax all the muscles in your throat and jaw, that part is very important. Take it slow at first, then as you get more used to it you can increase the speed. If that doesn't work, then try spraying your throat with cloraseptic throat spray, this will help temporarily numb your throat, thus decreasing your gag reflex.

-Tina

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CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Car Jumping Rope


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL -- A man accused of stealing socks and underwear led police on a foot chase before he was caught hiding behind a trash bin, then arrested for the 100th time. Joseph Wilson, who turned 50 this year, reached the dubious milestone Thursday in Port St. Lucie. According to an arrest affidavit, Wilson walked out of the Bealls department store at 10135 U.S. Highway 1 with the merchandise under his clothing. When a loss-prevention officer tried to confront Wilson, he jumped into a waiting minivan and ordered the driver to "take off," the report said. Wilson's friend didn't take off, so the suspect hustled out of the other side of the vehicle and ran away, according to the affidavit. The officer lost him, but a witness called police a short time later to say Wilson was in the bushes in a Wendy's parking lot just down the road. When two officers arrived and found Wilson, the sweaty suspect first said he was out for a jog and just trying to cool off behind the trash bin. Eventually, he cited "hard times" and was taken into custody without any further struggle, the report said. The merchandise Wilson is accused of stealing was worth $174.

Prior to Thursday, Wilson had a record that included 37 felony arrests, 47 misdemeanors and 15 others. In all, he's been convicted in 35 of those incidents.
 
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