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So this man and his wife are going at it with aplomb--making noise, screaming, and screwing each other's brains out. Their young son, hearing the commotion and fearing the worst, bursts into the room, sees his parents all naked and sweaty, and horrified, runs screaming down the hall. The husband tells his wife, "I'd better go talk to him."
The man walks down the hall and begins to hear some noises that seemed to be coming from grandma's room. He gets to the door and is certain the noises are coming from inside her room. He opens the door, and gasps in horror as he sees his son having freaky sex with grandma.
"Son!!! What are you doing?!?!?!"
The boy replies, "Not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?"
Windows only: We recently featured Universal Androot, an app that rooted many Android phones, but had a few limitations (Google's already killing it with a patch). Windows program SuperOneClick is the easiest, most universal rooting app we've seen yet.
While Universal Androot had the advantage of being an Android app (so you didn't need your PC to root the phone), Google has already released a patch that fixes the exploit in the Nexus One, and we can only assume the next Android update will fix it for other phones. Furthermore, some phones were unsupported, some phones needed certain builds of Android, others needed you to tweak certain settings in the app for it to work.
SuperOneClick, on the other hand works on all Android phones except seven, with little or no work required. Just download it, put your phone in USB debugging mode, plug it in, and go (to put your phone in USB debugging mode, just head to Settings > Applications > Development and check USB Debugging). Also, make sure to umount your SD card before rooting with SuperOneClick.
Six of the Seven incompatible phones (Specifically the EVO, Droid Incredible, Desire, Aria, Droid Eris, and Wildfire) can all still be rooted with previously mentioned Unrevoked, so if you're in that boat, you still have a perfectly capable one-click rooting solution. Unfortunately, users of the T-Mobile G2 are the only ones currently left out of the party.
Once you've rooted, you can continue as normal to install apps like Wireless Tether, previously mentioned SetCPU, and even install custom ROMs to get the most out of your phone.
SuperOneClick is a free download for Windows only, though a Linux version is planned for the next release and Mac support is on the wish list. Note that you need an account at the XDA-Developers forums to download the app.
Is there a way to ejaculate 4-5 feet like those porn stars???
A lot of that is simulated. The men aren't actually using their dicks like fire hoses. Dick sizes are exaggerated too. There's no real way that I know to make your cum project like a canon ball. You may increase your protein intake because some theories say that will increase the size of your loads, but that's about it. Good luck :)
HILLSBORO, Ore. A man dressed from head to toe in a camouflage suit typically used by hunters and military snipers tried to cut a hole in a museum wall to break in, deputies said.
Gregory Liascos, 36, is accused of secretly cutting a hole in the wall of an exterior bathroom at the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals in Hillsboro. The bathroom wall leads to the interior of the museum, deputies said.
Investigators said the caretaker first noticed some unusual dust on the floor of the bathroom Monday morning. He cleaned it up, but then noticed more dust Tuesday.
On Wednesday, he noticed even more dust and some debris that he knew was not there the night before. He began to investigate and was led to an elevator shaft behind the wall of the bathroom. That's where he found a large hole through the plywood and wallboard, deputies said.
The caretaker reported the hole Wednesday to the Washington County Sheriff's Office.
Knowing that the burglar may return to continue cutting the hole, they set up security equipment that would notify deputies if there was any activity in the bathroom.
Sure enough, deputies said, patrol officers were alerted of a break-in the next day. They found a bicycle and a backpack that appeared to be out of place for the surroundings. They decided to search the area using a K-9 from the Beaverton Police Department.
The K-9 led deputies to a wooded area and, at one point, bit what appeared to be the ground. Deputies said they heard Liascos cry out in pain and the officer realized there was a man hiding at his feet dressed in what is known as a Ghillie suit.
Liascos, of Portland, was arrested on charges of burglary and criminal mischief. He was booked into the Washington County Jail.
Nothing was stolen from the museum. A sheriff's spokesman said the museum's existing security would have likely triggered a police response once Liascos got into the building.
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