For The Week Of 10/20/2003
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple inside a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver’s seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the driver’s window and asks what’s going on. “Listening to music,” the guy says. Pointing toward the young lady in the backseat, the officer asks, “And what’s she doing?” “Reading a magazine, of course.” “How old are you?” asks the officer. “I’m 28.” “And how old is she?” The guy looks at his watch and says, “Well, in 11 minutes she’ll be 18.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Reflex Tester -Very Addictive
Cyber Sex -Gone Wrong!
Richest Fiction Fifteen! -Intresting!
Beer Bottle Collection -Impressive!
Meat Shake -Tasty!
Naval Combat -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Libraries!
When you just can’t get that copy of Danielle Steele’s latest gem back to the library on time (these video games aren’t going to finish themselves, are they?), sneak it back in and shelve it yourself. When the inevitable late notice arrives in the mail, call the library and have them check the shelves for it. Sure enough, they’ll find your book on the shelf and delete the fine, assuming a dozy clerk stuck it on the shelving cart without checking it back in. Don’t try this with lots of books or with the same clerk, though, your subterfuge could eventually arouse the suspicion of a canny librarian. But probably not.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Jess
My boyfriend and I have been dating for three months. About two weeks ago, we decided to have sex. Everything was perfect, until I took off his pants! His penis is huge! I am a small woman, and sex has always been a little painful, but it hurt so much this time. What should I do? I definitely don't want to lose him because I can't handle him…HELP!

A:
Since you say that sex always hurts at least a little, it's likely that you're not producing enough below-the-belt lube. To play it safe, you might want to visit your gyno to rule out any medical problems, such as cysts or infections. But, there's a good chance that you just don't engage in foreplay long enough to become adequately aroused. Next time you and your man are getting busy, take it slow. Have him lavish attention on all your hot spots, with plenty of genital touching and teasing...Make sure you’re “ready to go“before sex. That said, the reason you experienced such severe pain with your new man was probably just fear. It sounds like the eye-opening encounter of seeing his "huge" member for the first time freaked you out a bit. Anticipating discomfort causes your muscles -- even your vaginal ones -- to tense up, making penetration more difficult. So, in addition to extended foreplay and extra lube, it might also help if he gives you a long, sensual all-over massage before intercourse, which will turn you on and mellow you out. When it comes to doing the deed, you'll have an easier time accommodating your man's large penis if you stick with positions that keep his thrusts shallow.. The woman-on-top pose is a good one to try because it lets you control the depth of penetration. Or, have him sit on a chair with no arms. Then simply straddle his lap, either facing toward him or away from him.You can also try the missionary, but remember that the more your pelvis is tilted, the deeper the penetration, so none of that feet-over-his-shoulders, pillows under your butt stuff. Also, the further apart your legs are, the further he can thrust, so keep your thighs together. Not only will it prevent him from plunging in too far, it can also make for some out-of-this-world friction. And don't forget, lubrication can come and go. So, be sure to keep adding as needed.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
TAMPA, Fla. -- A convicted child molester who was placed in the same Florida jail cell with one of his victims was beaten unconscious Thursday. The former victim was being held on a probation violation. Authorities say he recognized cellmate Kevin Kinder as the man who abused him and three other boys when he was 11 years old. His lawyer said the man, who is now 22, jumped on Kinder and punched him repeatedly. The former victim's mother called the encounter a "fluke" but added that it was very "therapeutic" for her son. There were about 65 other inmates in the holding cell at the time of the attack. Kinder is serving 60 years in state prison on a probation violation after serving six years for molesting the four boys. He was at the Tampa facility for a hearing.
 
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