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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''!
Find an open area with a soft surface. Small spaces with obstacles and a concrete floor are a recipe for injury. If you have access to a gym with a mat, you should use that until you get the hang of it.
Stretch thoroughly. Make sure you stretch the muscles of your arms, legs, neck, chest and back. This will keep you from pulling a muscle.
Have no fear. If you don’t commit to the backflip, you’ll never make it all the way around and could end up landing on your head.
Stand up straight with your arms above your head and your feet shoulder-width apart. Proper balance is vital to completing the flip safely.
Swing your arms down and back as you squat for your jump. Bend your knees at a 90 degree angle so you can push hard off the ground with both feet.
Explode off the ground, swinging you arms back above the head. You should get familiar with where the peak of your jump. Timing is important.
Lean back and tuck your knees into your chest as you reach the peak of your jump. This will give you the momentum to flip backward.
Stretch out your legs three-fourths of the way through the roll to land on your feet. Timing this correctly will take practice.
Bend your legs as you land to soften the impact and lessen the chance of you losing your balance. If you feel like you are going to fall, you should bend down and place both of your hands on the floor for support.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
Q:submitted by: Stephen
When you get older, does your pubic hair turn gray?
Sorry to break it to you, my friend, but with age your decreasingly virile penis will in fact be shrouded in gray pubic hair. Once you do begin to notice a change of color in the area, trimming the hair might hide most of the grayness. Hair coloring -- while not recommended by health professionals because of possible skin irritation -- is also performed by those who are severely bothered by this reminder of their progressing age..
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VERO BEACH, Fla. - A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
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