| JOKE OF THE
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Worried about their less-than-exciting
sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist, who wound up
treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to the wife's joy, everything
got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each
night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to
the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally,
one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she
found him applying this therapeutic technique: “She’s not my
wife…She’s not my wife…She’s not my wife…” |
| SITES OF THE
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| Slap A SuperModel -Let
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| Horror
Flicks -Top 100 Of All Time.
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IQ -Test Yours! |
| Gerotica
-Real, Real Mature Erotica! |
| George
Bush -Speech Generator! |
| Soccer -Game Of
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| Tip and Trick of
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| Cheat....Ski
Resorts! |
Ski resorts are charging
the arm and/or leg you’re only going to end up breaking anyway to
use their snow. To take a little back from these icy crooks, head to
the slopes with a friend and purchase a ski pass. Then, let about a
half-hour to an hour pass, and go to customer service complaining
that your ski pass fell off. (If they ask you how, tell them you’re
a novice skier and ate it one too many times.) Shown them your
receipt as proof of purchase, and off you go with a free lift
ticket. Works every time.
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Q: submitted by
jack
I've got to tell you that my boyfriend showed me this
site a year ago and I love it. I love the POD and check out some of
the links almost every day. OK, you guys rule and now for my
question. ;-) A girlfriend of mine told me that if a guy blew air
into my vagina he could possibly kill me. This totally freaks me out
and I can not stop thinking about it when my boyfriend goes down on
me! Is it true?
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wow, this is a unique
one. at first i thought for sure that this was not possible but then
i started doing some reading. turns out it is indeed possible. what
could happen is an air could get into the blood and cause an
embolism. an embolism is the sudden obstrucion of a blood vessel by
an abnormal particle...in this case an air bubble. thats the
bad/scary news. hear is the good news. it is EXTREMELY unlikely to
happen and even to make it remotely possible a guy would have to
blow at full force for a continual amount of time. the kind of force
it would take to blow up a thick ballon with a very small hole is
the magnitude i'm talking here...and even with that it is still only
a VERY VERY VERY small chance. so the moral of the story? don't
sweat it, enjoy oral sex as usual and if a guy ever tries to blow
you up like a balloon give him a swift quick to the head!
-JD |
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CLIP OF THE WEEK |
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a new sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or
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Missle Test
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downloaded simply double click the new "cut.wmv" icon on your
desktop to watch the movie.
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| AUGUSTA, Ga. --
Authorities in this eastern Georgia city have been busy
investigating odd thefts of beer from convenience stories,
where the suspects run out the door screaming "Yahoo." The
robberies have been reported as far away as Texas, and it's
become known as "Yahooing beer." The problem has been
particularly bad in Augusta. "It is a big problem. Two of our
stores got hit on the same night," said Denise Price, who
manages an Amoco gas station in Augusta. A college student
from Texas who was arrested for allegedly stealing beer
described the process on his Web site. "You run into the
store, grab a six-pack, and run out while yelling
'Yahooooooo!"' he wrote. "The whole process takes about 20
seconds. Before the store clerk has any time or thought to
act, you're gone." This student got away with his crime the
first night, but wasn't as fortunate the second time. Pam
Neal, a manager at Holiday Market stores in Augusta, had
run-ins with the thieves, too. "If we don't get a tag number,
all we can do is file a police report," she said. "The last
time, they backed out all the way out of the parking lot so I
couldn't get the number. They had apparently done it before."
Catching the thieves is made more difficult because many
stores don't want to prosecute the beer bandits. They see the
hassle of going through the court process not worth the small
price of the stolen beer. "All that does is promote it,"
Richmond County Sheriff Department Maj. Richard Weaver said,
adding that the crime goes unpunished nine out of 10 times.
Weaver has his own ideas of how to stop these robberies. "It's
a pity someone isn't there to snatch them up when they yell
'Yahoo,"' he said. | |
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