For The Week Of 10/22/01
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. Two hours later they come out with a badly-beaten bear who’s yelling, “OK, OK! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”
SITES OF THE WEEK
Criminal Mastermind - Flash Movie.
Alchol Preceptions -What happens when you drink.
Mr Taliban Turn Over Bin laden - Great Song!!
Celeb Tippers - Cheap or Generous!
The Sky is falling -Chicken Little.
TIPS & TRICKS
Free Balls!
These days golf balls cost so much you almost need a co-signer. But here's a tip to keep your bag full of new balls, year round. On the back of most golf ball sleeves, there’s a guarantee of a new sleeve of balls for every “sliced ball” sent in. It’s worth your time to collect sliced balls from your buddies, the driving range, or even Ginsu up a few on your own. Sending back just four sliced balls will yield you a fresh dozen.
ASK DOCTOR JD

Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Matt

my problem is that im a 18 year old virgin ( well not anymore) and my first time having sex i busted my load in under 20 seconds , she rode me like a monster , we went at it again , but slower this time and i blew my load in under 3 mins , is it me ? or do a lot of guys there first couple of times blow quickly ? i really like this girl and want to know how to improve my longevity , i tried asking her to slow it down and that didnt even work , hell its like if i see or smell some hairpie , i blow my load thanks for the help doc

A:
Congrats on bustin' that nut that has been building up for 18 years! ;-) whacking is great but there really is nothing like a warm pussy wrapped around your johnson. it is such a good feeling that it is often hard to last long enough for your girl to reach orgasm. the first few times you have sex your mind is just like "oh damn..i love pussy, pussy is great, pussy, pussy, pussy!" this is why you need to pull the jedi mind trick on your penis and think of something else to control yourself from busting your load. this is the most common technique used and i can say it works quite well for me. think about cars or what you have to do tommorrow..anything will do. the hotter the girl is and the horny you are the stranger the thing you think about will have to be. for instance..the first time you do two chiks you are going to have to think of your dad naked or maybe even your dad banging your grandma...trust me it is a hard one but the only thing that is going to pull you through such an experience! you can also mix the jedi mind trick with the intercourse technique i talked about in the last issue where you only move your dick in and out about a quarter of an inch and have your pubic bone against your girls clit. not only will the lack of movement pull you through the "oh god i'm gonna bust a nut phase" it will get your girl cumming over and over again. the last thing i know of is numbing creams they have at adult video and toy stores. i have never used them but if you have one of those overly sensitive wangs you may need to use it. just don't make your girl down on you after! ;-) you are already on the right track to having a great sex life by being concerned about your partner. like i also talked about in the last issue...satisfy your women and she will surely satisfy you back. good luck matt...

-JD

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Terry Bennett failed to show up for his trial in Edwardsville, Ill., on Sept. 17 (for home-repair fraud) but called the courthouse with a good reason: that he was helping out at the World Trade Center rescue site and could not get back to Illinois. However, a court employee found problems with his story: (1) Caller-ID fixed Bennett's call as local (he said it had been "forwarded" by his wife, despite the fact that the court employee heard, "Terry! Telephone!"); (2) Bennett first said he flew to New York (but all planes had been grounded at that time); (3) then he said he rode in a van with some local people whose names he did not know; (4) no background noise was heard from the "rescue site" (because, Bennett said, all the workers were asleep); (5) he didn't know where at the site he was working (except that it was "down off the main drag"); (6) Bennett was sighted at home by the Belleville News-Democrat during that time (except that Bennett said he was merely Bennett's identical-looking cousin).

 
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