| JOKE OF THE
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the
CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending
criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes
in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. Two hours
later they come out with a badly-beaten bear who’s yelling, “OK, OK!
I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!” |
| SITES OF THE
WEEK |
| Criminal
Mastermind - Flash Movie.
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| Alchol
Preceptions -What happens when you drink. |
| Mr Taliban Turn Over
Bin laden - Great Song!! |
| Celeb Tippers -
Cheap or Generous! |
| The Sky
is falling -Chicken Little.
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| TIPS &
TRICKS |
| Free Balls! |
| These days golf balls cost so
much you almost need a co-signer. But here's a tip to keep your bag
full of new balls, year round. On the back of most golf ball
sleeves, there’s a guarantee of a new sleeve of balls for every
“sliced ball” sent in. It’s worth your time to collect sliced balls
from your buddies, the driving range, or even Ginsu up a few on your
own. Sending back just four sliced balls will yield you a fresh
dozen. |
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ASK DOCTOR
JD |
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Hey Doc JD,
Q: submitted by
Matt
my problem is that im a 18 year old virgin ( well
not anymore) and my first time having sex i busted my load in under
20 seconds , she rode me like a monster , we went at it again , but
slower this time and i blew my load in under 3 mins , is it me ? or
do a lot of guys there first couple of times blow quickly ? i really
like this girl and want to know how to improve my longevity , i
tried asking her to slow it down and that didnt even work , hell its
like if i see or smell some hairpie , i blow my load thanks for the
help doc |
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A: Congrats on bustin'
that nut that has been building up for 18 years! ;-) whacking is
great but there really is nothing like a warm pussy wrapped around
your johnson. it is such a good feeling that it is often hard to
last long enough for your girl to reach orgasm. the first few times
you have sex your mind is just like "oh damn..i love pussy, pussy is
great, pussy, pussy, pussy!" this is why you need to pull the jedi
mind trick on your penis and think of something else to control
yourself from busting your load. this is the most common technique
used and i can say it works quite well for me. think about cars or
what you have to do tommorrow..anything will do. the hotter the girl
is and the horny you are the stranger the thing you think about will
have to be. for instance..the first time you do two chiks you are
going to have to think of your dad naked or maybe even your dad
banging your grandma...trust me it is a hard one but the only thing
that is going to pull you through such an experience! you can also
mix the jedi mind trick with the intercourse technique i talked
about in the last issue where you only move your dick in and out
about a quarter of an inch and have your pubic bone against your
girls clit. not only will the lack of movement pull you through the
"oh god i'm gonna bust a nut phase" it will get your girl cumming
over and over again. the last thing i know of is numbing creams they
have at adult video and toy stores. i have never used them but if
you have one of those overly sensitive wangs you may need to use it.
just don't make your girl down on you after! ;-) you are already on
the right track to having a great sex life by being concerned about
your partner. like i also talked about in the last issue...satisfy
your women and she will surely satisfy you back. good luck matt...
-JD |
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| STRANGE
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| Terry Bennett failed to
show up for his trial in Edwardsville, Ill., on Sept. 17 (for
home-repair fraud) but called the courthouse with a good
reason: that he was helping out at the World Trade Center
rescue site and could not get back to Illinois. However, a
court employee found problems with his story: (1) Caller-ID
fixed Bennett's call as local (he said it had been "forwarded"
by his wife, despite the fact that the court employee heard,
"Terry! Telephone!"); (2) Bennett first said he flew to New
York (but all planes had been grounded at that time); (3) then
he said he rode in a van with some local people whose names he
did not know; (4) no background noise was heard from the
"rescue site" (because, Bennett said, all the workers were
asleep); (5) he didn't know where at the site he was working
(except that it was "down off the main drag"); (6) Bennett was
sighted at home by the Belleville News-Democrat during that
time (except that Bennett said he was merely Bennett's
identical-looking cousin).
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