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On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss, I'm going as a dictator."
Step 1: Fantasize about someone you find sexually attractive. This can be a celebrity or someone you see on a daily basis. Don't make the fantasy like a hardcore porn movie. Use the fantasy for arousal so you can masturbate, not as a substitute porn movie.
Step2: Have phone sex with your partner. This option allows you the enjoyment of engaging in a sexual activity when distance or other circumstances keep you apart from one another. Phone sex helps you masturbate from start to finish.
Step3: Read an erotic book which describes sexual acts with vivid detail. Use these scenes as a jumping off point for your own fantasy, or as the only form of stimulation when you masturbate. Some people believe reading erotic novels is more intense than watching porn. You may find you prefer erotic novels to porn movies once you experience them.
Step4: Use a sex toy. Erotic toy companies make a variety of sex toys for men and women. Men can use jelly sleeves or cock rings when they masturbate. Women can use a dildo or vibrator. Using sex toys in conjunction with any of the previous steps can enhance your experience when you masturbate.
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So I love to come all over my girlfriend (she loves it too). Sometimes, I do it on her face, body and on her vagina. Can she get pregnant from me cumming on the outside of her vagina? When we have sex, we don't use condoms or pills, but I pull out.
Your sperm is tougher than you think and anything is possible, but pregnancy in this manner is rare. Sperm can live both inside and outside the body, and how long depends on things like the temperature, acidity, environment, and moisture. Whether a sperm's life span is counted in minutes or hours, ejaculating near the vaginal opening can set the table for sperm to sneak inside the vagina. After that, it’s up to nature’s miracles and strong swimming.
Other slightly risky pregnancy scenarios include semen on the fingers and on sex toys that are inserted into the vagina after an ejaculation. I’d also be concerned about using the withdrawal method and pre-cum. Most studies estimate the pull-out method is about 75%-95% effective depending on how well people do it, and pre-cum can have leftover sperm from previous ejaculations. My advice, to be on the safe side, is to stay away from the vulva/vagina and stick to the body and face for semen target practice.
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OSLO (AP) -- A man has been arrested in Norway trying to smuggle two dozen snakes and geckos into the country by hiding them under his clothes. Customs agent Helge Breilid said Monday the 22-year-old Norwegian citizen was apprehended in the southern town of Kristiansand after getting off a ferry from Hirtshals, Denmark. He said the man had 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos under his clothes.
Breilid said the non-venomous snakes - the smallest species in the python family - were hidden in stockings duct-taped to the man's abdomen. The geckos were in boxes taped to his thighs.
Customs officials found the reptiles, which are not endangered, Sunday during a search following the discovery of a tarantula in one of the man's bags.
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