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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a
supermarket. “I’ve lost my girlfriend,” he tells her. “Can you stand
here and talk to me for a few minutes?” “Sure, but I don’t
understand how that would help,” she replies. “Well, every time I
talk to a woman with tits like yours, my girlfriend appears out of
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|Short on coin, but long on
tangy drawers? This ingenious bit works with older washers in which
the quarters are loaded flat on a push tray. Tape the quarters down
with thin scotch tape, push the tray in, and let loose a fiendish
cackle (optional) as it registers as paid but doesn’t drop the
quarters. We did this in an apartment building until they got wise
and replaced the machine. I guess it wasn’t too hard to figure out
when the machine had no money in it whatsoever. |
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I caught my boyfriend playing with himself instead of
coming to me. I think this is wrong. Is it? He tells me he's done it
all his life and it gives him a IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I told him that
he has to include me from now on or I'm out of here.
Most people please
themselves every now and then, even when in a sexual
relationship.There's nothing wrong or unusual or unnatural about it.
It's no reflection on the relationship or their partner. I'm sure
there are things you like doing separate from him - how would you
feel if he barged in and demanded that you could only do them with
him from now on or he was out of here? You might feel shocked, hurt
and rejected or all three & that sucks; but believe me, you have
no reason to feel that way.Talk it over with him with an open mind
and explain how you feel. Listen to what he has to say- this was no
insult to you, nor was he withholding anything from you. If you
can't accept that, it might not become a question of whether or not
you should stay with him, more a question of whether he would want
to stay with you. Good luck !
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|Marion, Ohio, inmate
Willie Chapman got permission to delay his scheduled parole by
one day until Aug. 12 so he could attend a prison meeting of
the religious/personal-responsibility organization Promise
Keepers. Chapman's inspirational decision made the newspapers,
inadvertently alerting his manslaughter victim's family, who
complained to the Ohio Parole Board that Chapman should not be
free at all. Consequently, the board reconsidered Chapman's
parole and delayed it 991 days, until May 1, 2006. [WBNS-TV
(Columbus, Ohio), 9-10-03] |
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