For The Week Of 10/27/2003
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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. “I’ve lost my girlfriend,” he tells her. “Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?” “Sure, but I don’t understand how that would help,” she replies. “Well, every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere.”

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Eminem White America -Great Flash!
Real Golf -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Washing Machines!
Short on coin, but long on tangy drawers? This ingenious bit works with older washers in which the quarters are loaded flat on a push tray. Tape the quarters down with thin scotch tape, push the tray in, and let loose a fiendish cackle (optional) as it registers as paid but doesn’t drop the quarters. We did this in an apartment building until they got wise and replaced the machine. I guess it wasn’t too hard to figure out when the machine had no money in it whatsoever.
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I caught my boyfriend playing with himself instead of coming to me. I think this is wrong. Is it? He tells me he's done it all his life and it gives him a IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I told him that he has to include me from now on or I'm out of here.

Most people please themselves every now and then, even when in a sexual relationship.There's nothing wrong or unusual or unnatural about it. It's no reflection on the relationship or their partner. I'm sure there are things you like doing separate from him - how would you feel if he barged in and demanded that you could only do them with him from now on or he was out of here? You might feel shocked, hurt and rejected or all three & that sucks; but believe me, you have no reason to feel that way.Talk it over with him with an open mind and explain how you feel. Listen to what he has to say- this was no insult to you, nor was he withholding anything from you. If you can't accept that, it might not become a question of whether or not you should stay with him, more a question of whether he would want to stay with you. Good luck !


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Marion, Ohio, inmate Willie Chapman got permission to delay his scheduled parole by one day until Aug. 12 so he could attend a prison meeting of the religious/personal-responsibility organization Promise Keepers. Chapman's inspirational decision made the newspapers, inadvertently alerting his manslaughter victim's family, who complained to the Ohio Parole Board that Chapman should not be free at all. Consequently, the board reconsidered Chapman's parole and delayed it 991 days, until May 1, 2006. [WBNS-TV (Columbus, Ohio), 9-10-03]

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