For The Week Of 10/29/2007
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

SITES OF THE WEEK
80's Inspiration -Top Music!
13 Things -Don't Make Sense!
Explosive Fight -Videos!
Things -You didn't know!
The Who's Who -Of Billionaires!
Asteroids Revenge!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Change this and get rich!
The reason why you aren't a millionaire (or on your way to becoming one) is really quite simple. You probably assume it's because you aren't earning enough money, but the truth is that for most people, whether or not you become a millionaire has very little to do with the amount of money you make. It's the way that you treat money in your daily life. Here are 5 possible reasons you aren't a millionaire that need to change to become one: 1. You Care What Your Neighbors Think: If you're competing against them and their material possessions, you're wasting your hard-earned money on toys to impress them instead of building your wealth. 2. You Aren't Patient: Until the era of credit cards, it was difficult to spend more than you had. That is not the case today. If you have credit card debt because you couldn't wait until you had enough money to purchase something in cash, you are making others wealthy while keeping yourself in debt. 3. You Have Bad Habits: Whether it's smoking, drinking, gambling or some other bad habit, the habit is using up a lot of money that could go toward building wealth. Most people don't realize that the cost of their bad habits extends far beyond the immediate cost. Take smoking, for example: It costs a lot more than the pack of cigarettes purchased. It also negatively affects your wealth in the form of higher insurance rates and decreased value of your home. 4. You Have No Goals: It's difficult to build wealth if you haven't taken the time to know what you want. If you haven't set wealth goals, you aren't likely to attain them. You need to do more than state, "I want to be a millionaire." You need to take the time to set saving and investing goals on a yearly basis and come up with a plan for how to achieve those goals. 5. You Haven't Prepared: Bad things happen to the best of people from time to time, and if you haven't prepared for such a thing to happen to you through insurance, any wealth that you might have built can be gone in an instant.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Buddy
How can I tell if my girlfriend is faking an orgasm? Is there anything that I should feel down there when she is having one? I've heard that a large percentage of women fake orgasms. In my last relationship my girlfriend admitted that she had always faked her orgasms. How can I tell if she is really having one?

A:
While surefire physical signs do occur in a woman who is experiencing orgasm, they’re either impossible to notice or you’ll be too wrapped up in your own pleasure to realize what’s happening to her. When a woman’s sexually aroused, her heart beats faster, her breasts become larger, and her clitoris swells. While any of these characteristics might be difficult to notice, there are some ways you can tell if your partner is actually climaxing or just pulling your leg. An orgasm tends to have about three to five contractions that you can actually feel when you’re inside of her. Her vagina might also suddenly get wetter, which you’ll also be able to feel. At the peak of her climax, her entire body may become rigid and she may also develop a pronounced “sex flush” or redness over her body. But rather than look for these signs during her orgasm, you can take the simple route and just ask her if she enjoyed herself.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Halloween zombie mistaken for murder victim
Mon Oct 29, 8:48 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveller dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police. he 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said on Monday. Believing his hands and face were smeared with blood, passengers alerted police after getting no response from him. A first aid team called to the scene soon cleared up the confusion. Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey. "Bad Segeberg is in a rural area and Halloween isn't very well known there," police spokeswoman Silke Tobies said. "So people weren't expecting anyone to be dressed up in the train."
 
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