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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with everyone he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars for a little workout. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all night. But I'll tell you: the guy I loaned my costume to had a real good time!"
Squarespace Note is a Simple Elegant Note Taking App
iOS: You won't find a shortage of note-taking apps on the iPhone. But if you're looking for something incredibly simple that syncs with services like Dropbox, Evernote, email, Twitter, or Facebook, then Squarespace Note is worth a look.
Squarespace Note is similar to the note-taking app, Drafts in that it acts like a place where you can store notes, but also send them off to other services. It doesn't have the wide support of Drafts, but it has the big services like Dropbox and Evernote (and Squarespace, of course). When you open Squarespace Note, you're taken directly to a blank page to type a note. Then you can swipe up to save the note to your phone, swipe right to send it elsewhere, or swipe left to look at your old notes. It's very simple, but if you want your note-taking app to act like a sheet of scratch paper on your desk, and not a full-fledged tool, then Squarespace Note is worth a look.
Sometimes my hubby and I watch porn toegther to learn something new (or just to get turned on) but lately I've been really into watching girl on girl action. It arouses me, and I'm starting to dream of having sex with women now. Does this mean I'm bisexual or that I want to be a lesbian? Not that it's bad or anything but I'm just starting to wonder.
A: Most girls I know prefer to watch lesbian porn, because it's usually more gentle and sensible. Hardcore male-female porn can be exciting for a guy, but not quite as necessary for a woman.
With that said, everybody has wild fantasies that they don't not necessarily want to come true.
In your case I think you might have some needs that are not fulfilled. Maybe your husband could make love to you more tenderly. Think what those girls are doing to stimulate you and make him to do this to you ;)
The other possibility is that you do like women, and maybe than you could invite a woman over for a treesome and find out ;)
ORLANDO, FL -- Authorities in Florida said a 49-year-old homeless man allegedly cheated Disney out of more than $18,000 by using the same credit card scam at least 26 times.
The Orange County Sheriff's Office said Jeffery Hawkins, 49 -- who was arrested Tuesday on charges of credit card fraud, trafficking in stolen credit cards and defrauding an innkeeper -- allegedly told deputies he has spent the past 10 years moving from hotel to hotel and booking rooms with stolen credit card numbers, the Orlando Sentinel reported Friday.
Deputies said Hawkins targeted Disney World hotels at least 26 times, bilking the company out of more than $18,000.
Investigators said Hawkins was in possession of more than 100 stolen credit card numbers.
"It's easy to commit fraud at Disney, and I have been here a lot," Hawkins allegedly told deputies.
Hawkins was ordered held in lieu of $2,900 bond.
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