Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Nick

i read your shit every week and you give great advice man. the problem i have is this girl that i want....bad. she is so hot! we met a week ago and totally hit it off, i know she's attracted to me and she knows i really like her. but shes got this asshole b/f who doesnt spend any time with her, and for some unknown reason she won't dump him and go out with me. what can i do to convince this chick that i'm her man? girls do this a lot and if anyone knows why it has to be you, help me out please!

A:
ahh yes..the ever popular question of how to get chiks. i think i am going to someday write a book that answers this exact question. it will only be one page and have one work centered in the middle of the page.."INDIFFERENCE." the foundation of your "game" must be solidly formed from this word. there are lots of smaller things that will help you seal the deal with a woman, which i will get to in a moment, but they all are frivolous without indifference being properly practiced. now i am not talking about ignoring a girl like you did in 3rd grade when you liked a chik...or even worse, making fun of a girl you like (which i am still amazed to see guys my age still doing). you must still entice the woman you are after with humor, wit, romance, etc.. -- but without acting like sex is the only thing on your mind. once you have a few woman in your pocket and are having sex on a regular basis this will all come naturally. in the meantime, however, you are always going to have to whack before hanging out with this girl. it is the only way you won't be acting like a walking hard-on. it is just fact that a girl becomes very intrigued by a man that doesn't put the moves on when an opportunity arises. now the only thing left is to execute a couple of the tricks of the trade. first. always make a girl feel special. don't over due it..but make a girl feel beautiful and you are half way, actually a fourth, home. second. let her see you in your domain. if there is really something you excel at let her see you do it. third. don't be a pussy! chiks are naturally attracted to men they feel safe around so don't be a pussy for pete sake. fourth. if you have a good friend that happens to be a girl have her talk you up. a girl putting in a good word is huge. if this girl you like hears you are good in bed and are an super nice guy from another girl you are money (to be these two things helps too! taking the time to please a woman and being a nice guy are two things you should strive for anyways). put all these together and i can guarantee you she will be yours. notice how i did not mention her boyfriend in all of this? i did so because he is meaningless to the equation. pull all the above together and she will be forgetting that guys name in no time if he really does ignore her like you says he does. oh yeah..one last thing. the fine print. this isn't "make a wish foundation." if the girl is elle mcpherson and you are erkell it just isn't going to happen. the only way to override something like that is to become rich, famous, or both. let us know how it goes...

-JD