For The Week Of 10/30/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

SITES OF THE WEEK
Marathon -Perfect Finish
Niel Young -Live in 1971
Pet Costumes -Halloween
Scott Adam -Gets His Voice Back!
Family Guy-Great Quiz
Scribble Game -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Scantron
If you don't know the answer on a multiple-choice test, just leave the answer blank. When you get the test back, check the answer key and lightly fill in the correct answer with your pencil. If your teacher is a machine-hating future-phobe, she'll think the computer screwed up and give you credit for those answers. Save this cheat for only the toughest questionsóif you're screwing up your Scantron on every test, she'll think you're dumber than a tube sock. contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Tina
I need some insight into the male mind. Iíve been dating my boyfriend for over four years. Weíve lived together for the last year and are currently contemplating getting married. Yet, Iím feeling unsure because I feel like Iím living with a different person than I was dating. Back then he was way more physically and verbally affectionate, and initiated sex far more often than he does now. Am I in search of something unrealistically romantic or is there something more to his seeming lack of effort?
A:
Sometimes relationships can be like the puppy you had when you were a kidóboy, did you ever want that puppy, but after it got older and and more dog-like, you were kind of fed up with the poop-scooping. But did that mean you loved it any less? Probably notójust differently. Whatís new is dizzyingly exciting, whatís old is, well, familiar. Itís a natural part of the human condition. Relationships can grow stagnant, become unused, and atrophy just like anything else. Itís unrealistically romantic to assume otherwise. So your boyfriend could be dealing with a bout of the familiar. Chances are, there are few mysteries left now that youíve been living together for a while and routine has set in, but you shouldnít let disenchantment become the norm. Shake things up! Institute a date night, work to find out something new about one another, try out kinkier sex, put on a wig and go-go boots. You really do have to work to make it new and fresh, but what a reward, ey? Itís possible, too, that shacking up has made him realize heís in deeper than heís ready to be. Perhaps itís time for a state-of-the-relationship talk (I hear the groans!) to see if this is the case. It could be that heís nervous, but doesnít know how to say. Itís not an automatic death knell for the relationship, but it could be a warning sign. Better to know now.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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These Glutes Are Made For Walking!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
DUBLIN: Two Irishmen have set up a business selling dirt to nostalgic Irish Americans who want a handful of "the mother country" on their graves. Pat Burke, 27, and Alan Jenkins, 65, have just shipped their first $US1 million load of "official" Irish soil to New York - at $US15 ($NZ23) per 340 gram bag - and confidently expect it will be followed by many more. "The demand has been absolutely phenomenal," Burke, an agricultural scientist from County Tipperary, said on Friday. "We knew it would take off but not in our wildest dreams did we expect the reaction we've had so far." Burke, who has patented a way of processing the soil so it passes US import rules that demand it is free of disease and non-indigenous insects, said the pair were in talks with "one of the world's largest retailers" and a US shopping channel. "We're looking at going worldwide," he said. The firm has pledged to donate 80 per cent of its profits to charities in Ireland and the United States. For more than a century Irish people were forced by famine, poverty and unemployment to abandon their home country, the majority of them settling in North America with the result that today some 40 million Americans claim Irish ancestry. Globally, the number of Irish people living in another country is estimated at more than 70 million. Burke said the idea for the business - whose website www.officialirishdirt.com will go live shortly - came about after Jenkins attended an Irish association meeting in Florida. "He found that all that these second, third and fourth generation Irish wanted was a drop of the old sod - a true piece of old Ireland - to place on their caskets," he said. The firm has already received an order from an elderly New York businessman, originally from the west of Ireland, for $100,000 worth of dirt. "He was in two minds about his final resting place, but now he's decided to be totally immersed in a full grave of Irish soil - in Manhattan," Burke said.
 
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