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A young lady comes home from a date
rather upset. She tells her mother, "Lenny proposed to me an hour
ago." "Then why are you sad?" her mother asks. "Because he also told
me he is an atheist," the girl responds. "Mom, he doesn’t even
believe there’s a hell." Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is."
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|Next time you are too drunk
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During sex, my man graphically describes other men
having sex with me. He really seems to enjoy it, and I don't know
what to say to him about it. Can you help me understand his fantasy?
Believe it or not,
this is a very common male fantasy. As for why these kinky thoughts
get your man going, there could be a million reasons: Maybe he let
his imagination run wild one night, and since you didn't dissuade
him, he assumed you were as into it as he was. Or, it could be that
the idea of other guys wanting "his woman" feeds his ego. He may
also become turned on visualizing you with other men because it
allows him to see you as a completely sexual object. Or, perhaps
thinking of other guys pleasuring you alleviates his own performance
pressure. It could be any of these reasons -- or none of them -- and
the truth is, your dude might not even know himself. So rather than
get caught up trying to figure out the root of his fantasy, figure
out how it makes you feel. Since your guy feels safe sharing his
most intimate thoughts with you, you should be as open with him. If
his graphic descriptions make you uneasy, let him know. Don't make a
big deal out of it; you don't want to make him feel bad. Simply tell
him that his erotic daydream doesn't turn you on, and you'd
appreciate it if he'd keep this one to himself. You can also suggest
some sexy scenarios that will turn you on. If you do find his carnal
comments about other men exciting, however, jump in and add your own
titillating thoughts, so his fantasy becomes something you share
that electrifies the experience for both of you.
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|A Romanian father-of-five
needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more
children, reports National newspaper. The man, from Topraiser
in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already
has five children. He and his wife decided to use
contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he
stuck it on with glue. After sex, the man realised he couldn't
remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for
help. A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom
could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his
penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to
remove it in the end." |
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