For The Week Of 10/25/2004
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A young lady comes home from a date rather upset. She tells her mother, "Lenny proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you sad?" her mother asks. "Because he also told me he is an atheist," the girl responds. "Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell." Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Blow Job Tips -Read up!
Nader For President -Flash!
Pumpkin -Learn To Carve One!
City Under Paris -Intresting
Robo Spanker -Wtf!
Chess -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Free Ride Home!
Next time you are too drunk to drive, Walk to the nearest Pizza place, Place an order, And when they go to deliver it, Catch a ride home with them.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Brit
During sex, my man graphically describes other men having sex with me. He really seems to enjoy it, and I don't know what to say to him about it. Can you help me understand his fantasy?

A:
Believe it or not, this is a very common male fantasy. As for why these kinky thoughts get your man going, there could be a million reasons: Maybe he let his imagination run wild one night, and since you didn't dissuade him, he assumed you were as into it as he was. Or, it could be that the idea of other guys wanting "his woman" feeds his ego. He may also become turned on visualizing you with other men because it allows him to see you as a completely sexual object. Or, perhaps thinking of other guys pleasuring you alleviates his own performance pressure. It could be any of these reasons -- or none of them -- and the truth is, your dude might not even know himself. So rather than get caught up trying to figure out the root of his fantasy, figure out how it makes you feel. Since your guy feels safe sharing his most intimate thoughts with you, you should be as open with him. If his graphic descriptions make you uneasy, let him know. Don't make a big deal out of it; you don't want to make him feel bad. Simply tell him that his erotic daydream doesn't turn you on, and you'd appreciate it if he'd keep this one to himself. You can also suggest some sexy scenarios that will turn you on. If you do find his carnal comments about other men exciting, however, jump in and add your own titillating thoughts, so his fantasy becomes something you share that electrifies the experience for both of you.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Optical Illusions
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis. Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper. The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children. He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue. After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help. A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
 
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