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So a guy walks into a whorehouse and says, "Give me the freakiest fuck you have." The guy behind the desk says, "Go back to room three." The guest goes into room three & there's a woman there who takes out her fake eye & lets him skull fuck her. He finishes up and tells her he will surely be back and he had a great time. She replies, "I'll keep an eye out for you."
iPhone: It seems like no one wears a watch these days; everyone just uses their phone's clock. For those times you can't pull out your phone, there's Buzz Clock, which vibrates on schedule to keep you informed of the time.
We've talked a bit about cellphone etiquette here at Lifehacker, and it's clear that some people find it just plain rude to pull out your cellphone at certain times—even if you're just checking the clock, it makes it look like you're distracted, checking for text messages or missed calls. To keep track of the time silently when you're at dinner, in church or wherever, Buzz Clock will vibrate on an interval so you don't even have to pull it out of your pocket.
The app is pretty simple; you just set an interval on which it can vibrate (5, 15, or 30 minutes) and forget about it. A half hour seems like just about the perfect interval; it's accurate, but won't be buzzing so often that it drives you crazy.
The Buzz Clock application is a free download for the iPhone.
1. Would girls think I'm weird if I shave my pubes and armpits?
2. And if I start shaving my armpits and continue to shave my pubes would it grow faster & more, plus how long between shaving should I wait before shaving again?
1. No, most girls won't think it's weird. Some may but most won't.
2. I'm not sure if they'll grow faster. i think that's just an urban myth. As for how long, just shave when you want to. You could do it daily, every other day, once a week...it depends on the amount of stubble you want to deal with. Some people have faster growing hair than others.
If you have no stubble, don't shave. That will hurt. Otherwise, do what feels right.
PROENCA-A-VELHA, PORTUGAL -- A farmer has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey — while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers. Cops say Jose Gomes Pinto, 55, slashed the man's throat with a razor after discovering he had violated his favourite ass — a donkey named Russo.
Jaime Pires, 68, was found dead in a pool of blood wearing women's underwear in the village of Proenca-a-Velha, Portugal. Pires was known locally as Jaime Sheep because he regularly had sex with farm animals. Local newspapers said Pires had started sleeping with animals 12 years ago before moving away. He recently returned to his home village and soon after locals accused him of having sex with chickens.
Mayor Francisco Silva said the killing was "sad and regrettable". He added: "I don't think there is anything behind it other than the animals." Pinto denied murder during an appearance at a court in nearby Idanha-a-Nova. He had earlier told reporters he had been out of the area when Pires was murdered.
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