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OF THE WEEK
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "
The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!"
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
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Tip #2 How to Better Satisfy a Woman in the Bedroom: Take your time before undressing her.
Tip #3: Once you do undress her, remember to make it an experience.
Tip #4: Light and gentle wins out over rough and fast.
Tip #5: Compliment and talk dirty in equal proportions.
Tip #6: Don't spend too much time in one spot, keep it moving.
Tip #7: Take control.
Tip #8: Go downtown.
Tip #9: Make sure that she is well lubricated before you finish up your foreplay and move on to sex.
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The short answer would be to stick them up someone’s butt. But there’s a lot more to it than just that. People like anal beads for a number of reasons. The taboo and kinky motives behind anal bead play psychologically turn many people on. The anus is filled with nerve endings, which can be aroused and stimulated for pleasurable feelings. Some like the sensation of the beads stretching their anus while being inserted or removed. Others like the full feeling inside the rectum the beads create. Many who use anal beads enjoy having the inserted beads removed as they orgasm as the combination of exiting beads and the anus contracting during orgasm can be pleasure enhancing and powerful. Remember to keep your beads clean and bacteria-free. Although sharing is caring, you might want to think about having your own private, personal sex toys, including anal beads.
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A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.
Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.
Court officials in New Delhi have agreed to order forensic laboratory tests on dozens of his half-used Lynx body washes, shampoos, anti-perspirants and hair gels.
Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men.
But Bedi says in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe.
"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me."
When contacted Unilever declined to comment on the case.
But India's leading compensation litigator Ram Jethmalani warned: "There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don't attract women.
"In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I'd suggest that the company settles this issue out of court."
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