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JOKE OF THE WEEK
I recently saw a hooker on the street who said she'd do anything for fifty bucks. Guess who got their front porch totally repainted.
MagicPlaylist Creates Spotify Playlists Based on One Song
Spotify’s “Song Radio” mode is supposed to be its version of a Pandora-like radio, but it doesn’t work that great and you can’t see upcoming tracks. MagicPlaylists fixes both those problems.
When you type a song into MagicPlaylist, it’ll automatically generate a playlist for you. You can then save that to Spotify and delete tracks you don’t want.
The edit and save feature is actually pretty handy, especially since the playlists created are pretty good despite repeating the original artist a bit often.
"hey there, i'm 24 and i ejaculate too quick while masturbating like in a minute or two.... and i have never had sex
...i just masturbate"
"are u worried that when u do have sex u will ejaculate to soon? do a technique called edging. when u masturbate get to the point where u r about to cum and then stop. then wait a minute or so and pick it back up.
do that a few times and u will learn how to control urself."
PLACERVILLE, CA -- A Placerville man saved his 8-year-old dog Tiki from the jaws of a mountain lion Wednesday night.
Kirk Fetter woke up around 11:30 p.m. when he heard a commotion out on his deck, where Tiki sleeps. When he stepped outside, he saw Tiki in the wild animal's mouth.
"The mountain lion apparently came up here and snatched her," Fetter said.
Only in his underwear, Fetter charged toward the mountain lion.
"My wife did throw a couple buckets and stuff that was on the deck at the dog-gone thing as I was running down there," Fetter explained. "[My wife] completely freaked out when I was down here because the mountain lion didn't let go until I was right on top of it."
Tiki has puncture wounds on her head and ear, as well as a cut on her stomach.
There wasn't a vet available -- so Fetter "hand-stapled" Tiki's wounds until he could take her to the veterinarian Thursday morning.
The veterinarian checked Tiki out and said she is expected to be ok.
Fretter hopes his story will remind others to be more aware of wild animals.
"It's that time of year that deer are coming down off the mountains and mountain lions are following them," Fetter said.
It's one of the challenges that come with living in a secluded area.
"Keep your pets in at night and watch your children at dusk," Fetter added.
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