For The Week Of 11/03/2003
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!” “This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

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Short on dough and want to keep the lights on another couple weeks? When you mail your checks out to each respective utility/creditor/magazine publisher, “accidentally” forget to sign them. The companies will then write you a letter notifying you of your “error” and will give you a week or so to get the money, and your life, in order.
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Is craving group sex abnormal? Does it mean I'm sexually bored, or maybe I should exercise my intellect more often? Does wanting to have group sex indicate a form of passive infidelity?

Different people are sexually stimulated in different ways because the areas of our brain that control sexuality and our social conditionings are all slightly different. Society determines if these desires are moral or immoral, and often we are free to explore these desires but choose not to because of fears. You might not be surprised to learn there are many people like you who either enjoy group sex or are interested in trying it. Whether you explore these possibilities is up to you. Should you exercise your intellect more instead of fantasizing about sex? Only you can answer that question. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with fantasizing unless it becomes disruptive to your lifestyle.As far as infidelity goes, that is between you and your partner(s). If you feel being in a committed relationship while exploring alternative sexuality is okay, then you need to discuss it with your partner and see how they feel. Otherwise, fantasies that remain just that are harmless.


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Mr. Ashrita Furman, 48, claims the world record for breaking world records (81, 20 of which are still recognized by the Guinness Book), demonstrating extraordinary but fanciful skills, such as the fastest mile run while balancing a bottle of milk on his chin, unicycling backward for 53 miles, and pogo-stick jumping (3,647). According to a June New York Times profile, Furman is a celibate bachelor with few possessions and lives quietly in an Indian-American community in Jamaica, N.Y., whose residents are spiritually guided by guru Sri Chinmoy. He said he would go the distance in the Nov. 2 New York City Marathon not by running but by skipping.

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