For The Week Of 11/05/01
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with a sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they were without their boyfriends, they decided to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the friends laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good, but there were still two more floors. On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they settled for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Horny Scarecrow - Lonely Man Song.
Hoax Busters -Myths Disspelled.
Ask Her Out - Step By Step Directions for A Date!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Great Song!
Strip Black Jack Get her out of her Clothes!
TIPS & TRICKS
Get the Best Table!
Next time you’re at a swank restaurant you don’t have reservations for, ask the maître d’ if there’s a bar area where you can have a few drinks while you wait for a table to open up. When no one’s looking, sneak into the dining area and sit down at the table of your choice. If anyone asks, just say someone seated you there, and that’s all you know—they won’t cause a spectacle over it.
ASK DOCTOR JD

Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Brad

Alright, me and my girlfriend have been together for nine months. She is still a virgin, but i have been using my fingers to open her up a bit. The problem is though, is that most of the time its me fucking around with her, with out her doing anything to me back. And I have to come home to Sublime Directory to get my "build-up" out, so I can go to sleep early. The problem has been that when she has given me head and hand jobs, she says she gets disgusted because some horrible smell comes out, like yeast. Yet, when I smell my jizz, it smells like nothing at all.. nothing more than the smell of her puss. (which isn't too bad) She really gets grossed out, is that a common thing? (The smell, not the sight)

A:
i answer your question with two questions young grasshopper. has she ever smelled another man's cum before and has another woman ever smelled your cum before? while cum does have a distinct smell unless their is a problem i do not think it should be pungent enough to keep your girlfriend from giving you hand jobs or blowjobs. so if you have been with several other girls and none of them have ever mentioned anything like this my guess would be that your girlfriend simply does not like the smell of cum. on the other hand, if she has been with other men before and the smell of cum never bothered her then it might be you and you may need to see a doctor (have you been with a one legged hooker from tijuana lately?). don't get me wrong..the last conversation i would want to have with my girlfriend is how much she liked the smell of another man's cum but it is something you are going to have to ask if you want to get to the bottom of this. my gut feeling, however, is that your girlfriend has never smelled cum before and just isn't checking for it at this point. if this is the case just bust-a-nut away from her. continue to be understanding and patient and i am sure it won't be too long before she is asking for a facial de Brad nightly! ;-)

-JD

 
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Taste Like Chicken!


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
According to an October interview with one of his physicians in London's Sunday Telegraph, the Afghanistan Taliban leader Mullah Omar, 43, suffers periodic brain seizures that incapacitate him for days at a time and bring on a deep depression, during which he often engages in childlike behavior. One typical behavior, said the physician: sitting in the driver's seat of one of his SUVs, with the engine off, turning the wheel and making his own engine sounds. (Shortly after the story ran, the Pentagon announced it had bombed a Chevrolet Suburban belonging to Omar, although he was probably not among the people inside at the time.)

 
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