|JOKE OF THE
A group of girlfriends went on vacation
and saw a five-story hotel with a sign that read, "For Women Only."
Since they were without their boyfriends, they decided to go in. The
Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each
floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up,
and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are
horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the friends
laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor. The sign
on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers,
but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so
the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read, "All the
men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This
was good, but there were still two more floors. On the fourth floor,
the sign was perfect: "All the men here have perfect builds; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also
single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased, but they
decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer
before they settled for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor,
there is a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was
built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."
|SITES OF THE
- Lonely Man Song. |
Busters -Myths Disspelled.
Out - Step By Step Directions for A Date!!
|WEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Great
Black Jack Get her out of her Clothes!
|Get the Best Table! |
|Next time you’re at a swank
restaurant you don’t have reservations for, ask the maître d’ if
there’s a bar area where you can have a few drinks while you wait
for a table to open up. When no one’s looking, sneak into the dining
area and sit down at the table of your choice. If anyone asks, just
say someone seated you there, and that’s all you know—they won’t
cause a spectacle over it.
Hey Doc JD,
Q: submitted by
Alright, me and my girlfriend have been together for
nine months. She is still a virgin, but i have been using my fingers
to open her up a bit. The problem is though, is that most of the
time its me fucking around with her, with out her doing anything to
me back. And I have to come home to Sublime Directory to get my
"build-up" out, so I can go to sleep early. The problem has been
that when she has given me head and hand jobs, she says she gets
disgusted because some horrible smell comes out, like yeast. Yet,
when I smell my jizz, it smells like nothing at all.. nothing more
than the smell of her puss. (which isn't too bad) She really gets
grossed out, is that a common thing? (The smell, not the sight)
i answer your question
with two questions young grasshopper. has she ever smelled another
man's cum before and has another woman ever smelled your cum before?
while cum does have a distinct smell unless their is a problem i do
not think it should be pungent enough to keep your girlfriend from
giving you hand jobs or blowjobs. so if you have been with several
other girls and none of them have ever mentioned anything like this
my guess would be that your girlfriend simply does not like the
smell of cum. on the other hand, if she has been with other men
before and the smell of cum never bothered her then it might be you
and you may need to see a doctor (have you been with a one legged
hooker from tijuana lately?). don't get me wrong..the last
conversation i would want to have with my girlfriend is how much she
liked the smell of another man's cum but it is something you are
going to have to ask if you want to get to the bottom of this. my
gut feeling, however, is that your girlfriend has never smelled cum
before and just isn't checking for it at this point. if this is the
case just bust-a-nut away from her. continue to be understanding and
patient and i am sure it won't be too long before she is asking for
a facial de Brad nightly! ;-)
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Telegraph, the Afghanistan Taliban leader Mullah Omar, 43,
suffers periodic brain seizures that incapacitate him for days
at a time and bring on a deep depression, during which he
often engages in childlike behavior. One typical behavior,
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SUVs, with the engine off, turning the wheel and making his
own engine sounds. (Shortly after the story ran, the Pentagon
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