For The Week Of 11/07/2005
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she get up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"

The husband says, "No, not at all.

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then!!"?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Home Made Sex Toy -Out Of Pumpkins
Ifilim -Fan Sacks Brett Farve!
Million Dollar Rims -Amazing
MsNBC-Live News Broadcasts
Cover Pop -Very Cool
Sking -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Pool Halls!
While youíre chalking your pool cue, slyly dip your finger in your beer and rub some of it in the chalk before handing it to your opponent. Thisíll slick the other guys tip just enough to send the balls flying all over the table. If thatís not working for you, see if any women in the house have Chapstick. If you manage to score some, rub some of it into the house chalk. (Be sure to leave a clean one for yourself hidden somewhere close.) Thisíll really mess up their breaks and angle shots, leaving you free to rule the felt with a waxy fist.

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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Linds
Sometimes when my guy goes down on me, he licks my anal opening. Why does it feel so good, and is it safe?
A:
Your backside is packed with supersensitive nerve endings, so licking the area -- also known as rimming or analingus -- can be incredibly arousing. However, this hidden hotspot is a breeding ground for bacteria and is also a primo transmission zone for hepatitis A. Experts recommend that you and your guy use a dental dam or condom, or place a nonmicrowavable plastic wrap over the area. But chances are you aren't going to want to do that. So at the very least make sure you wash your back door thoroughly with soap and water before getting busy.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Bling Bling
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Denver became the first city in the nation to make the private use of marijuana legal for adults 21 and older as an alternative to alcohol, a far more harmful drug. By 10.45 p.m. Tuesday night, with 100% of the votes tallied, the Alcohol-Marijuana Equalization Initiative had passed 53.49% YES to 46.51% NO. The Alcohol-Marijuana Equalization Initiative is the first local measure in the nation to draw a comparison between the harms of alcohol and marijuana. The successful I-100 campaign focused on the vast number of health, safety and social problems associated with alcohol use, promoting marijuana use to avoid the prevalence of such problems. The campaign pointed to government reports and scholarly studies that show alcohol is a contributing factor in domestic violence, sexual assaults, and other violent crimes, as well as overdose deaths, whereas the use of marijuana has never been linked to such violent behavior and there has never been a marijuana overdose death in history. Colorado Medical Marijuana certificate "It is time our laws reflect the facts, and it is an indisputable fact that marijuana is safer than alcohol, both to the user and to society," said Mason Tvert, executive director of SAFER and coordinator of the I-100 campaign. "Current laws accept and even encourage the use of alcohol over marijuana, thus pushing people toward using a more harmful substance. Why on earth would we prohibit an adult from making the rational, safer choice to use marijuana instead of alcohol in their own home?" By approving the I-100, the use of marijuana in public, the use of marijuana by people under 21, driving under the influence of marijuana, and the cultivation and distribution of marijuana would all remain illegal, much like with alcohol.
 
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