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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
“What was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
Android/iOS/Web: These days most of us have wireless devices with decent cameras and constant internet connections. This is bringing about a rise in citizen journalism that news media broker Citizenside wants to encourage by acting as a sales agent between traditional news outlets and amateur photographers and videographers.
The burning question everyone wants to know is how much Citizenside pays. The homepage states that royalties can go up to 75% but user reports say the real rate is around 50-65% of whatever price they command when they sell your work. When you upload a video or photo to Citizenside you agree to give them a three month exclusive license to sell your images, but after 48 hours if the photos/videos aren't "hot" enough the license lowers to non-exclusive status and your work is relegated to being sold from an image bank. At that point you can market it elsewhere. You'll receive royalty payments via PayPal 60 days after the photos or videos are sold.
If you don't think you'll ever use this app keep the name in mind. If something newsworthy happens and you get footage you can download the app and immediately create a username via Facebook and upload your image. The site also serves a global news source displaying media from Citizenside contributors.
CLEARWATER, FL -- A man angry that his roommate's dog ate his bird retaliated by setting the man's belongings on fire in the front yard, authorities said.
Christopher E. Thrap, 35, of 1749 W Manor Ave. was arrested by Clearwater police Saturday evening and charged with burglary and felony criminal mischief. On Sunday afternoon, he was being held in the Pinellas County Jail on $5,000 bail.
According to arrest reports, Thrap went into the locked bedroom of a man who rents a room from him and took numerous personal items, including a mattress, television and clothes.
Thrap put the items on the lawn and set them on fire, arrest reports show. He told police he was angry that the man's dog had eaten his "expensive bird," an arrest report states.
The burned items were worth about $5,600, police estimated.
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