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Guilt Yourself into Accomplishing with Dry-Erase Markers
It probably isn't a good idea to write on your new fancy flat screen, but if you're still using an old glass-screen CRT, usobe0 calls it the perfect dry-erase surface:
Some people scoff that I still have a big CRT television, but it's one of the best resources I have to get things done. When I need to remember something or do something, I pull out a dry erase marker and write on the screen, because it's glass it works just like a board. The TV is centrally located so I see it all the time and it gives me a pretty good guilt trip when I try to procrastinate.
Sure, it's probably not a reason to throw out your giant living room LCD or plasma for an old CRT, but you could easily replace your small home office TV with a CRT and this would still work well. You can also apply it to anything you use to procrastinate, as long as it's made out of glass—whether it be writing on your Mac's trackpad to dissuade you from game-playing or your reading glasses to dissuade you from kicking back with a Sudoku when you should be working.
What are your personal feelings about a man using a sex toy? There seems to be such a negative stigma about men owning them.
I say the more toys in the relationship, the merrier. I have a whole fucking drawer full. I'm not going to chastise a man for wanting in on some of the fun. That is my *personal* opinion though. Some women may find it weird. I'm more open than a lot of them.
I'm not sure why men supposedly can't have sex toys. You have parts that need to be stimulated too. Society just needs to get with the program :)
HAGERSTOWN, MD -- A Hagerstown jury has convicted a woman of burglary, assault and reckless endangerment for breaking into her neighbor's house wearing nothing but a bridal skirt and veil on a snowy night in February.
Thirty-three-year old Melissa Wagaman testified Thursday that a combination of cold medicine and marijuana apparently made her hallucinate she was getting married and that her mother was locked in her neighbor's basement.
Wagaman broke a dining room window with her head, causing shattered glass to cut an artery in Aaron Parrott's arm.
The jury rejected defense arguments that Wagaman believed she needed to enter Parrott's house & that she didn't know she was endangering him.
She faces up to 23 years in prison.
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