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JOKE OF THE WEEK
Once there was a king who had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all the ministers who made mistakes.
Once, one of the ministers gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all… So he ordered for the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
So the minister said, "I served you 10 years and you do this..?
Please give me 10 days before you throw me in with those dogs!" So the king agreed…
In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that was guarding the dogs and told him he wants to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…
The guard was baffled… But he agreed… So the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort to them.
When the 10 days were up…
The king ordered that the minister be thrown in to the dogs as his punishment.
But when he was thrown in, everyone was amazed at what they saw.. They saw the dogs licking the feet of the minister!
So the king, baffled at what he saw, said:” what happened to my dogs!”
The minister then said;” I served the dogs for 10 days and they didn’t forget my service… I served you for 10 years and you forgot all on the first mistake!"
...So the king realized his mistake and got wolves.
Office Online Adds a Chrome Extension & Skype Integration
The free web-based version of Microsoft Office just got much better. Now you can now quickly open or create a new Office Online document from the Chrome extension or use Skype instant messaging or video calling within an open Office document.
The Chrome extension is a handy way to create a new document and there are fewer steps now to opening an Office Online file on OneDrive. Click on the Chrome ext. to do either.
Skype in-app integration was added to Office 2016 last month, but now it’s integrated into Office Online as well.
While co-authoring a document, you could have a conversation about it in a Skype sidebar as well, all through your browser.
"Hey everyone, So I really like this girl that studies with me and she happened to be black. Now for me that's not an issue at all. I am a pretty average guy being 6ft5 in height and a good physique I would think that sleeping with a black girl would be the same as sleeping with any other girl but the problem is this is my first time sleeping with a chick from another race. I'm Caucasian by the way. I am scared and unsure. I really like her though and sex is something on the sideline seeing that she knows I like her. She also happens to like me. We are both really interested in a relationship yet the irony is this is her First time liking a man from another race. Now why I am here is because I would just like to know how to settle down the Awkwardness if it happens...
Because we do find each other attractive yet I don't want it to be awkward I want it to be enjoyable seeing that when it happens it's a first for her sleeping with someone from another race and exactly the same for me."
"ok...i guess i'll have to actually advise this question... ok, QuiKs, here's the TRUE secret to having sex with a person of a different ethnicity (there is NO race other than HUMAN, thus why i'm a huge mix of ETHNICITIES)- YOU JUST HAVE SEX. simple as that. now, LEARNING cultural and home behaviors could be ALOT harder!
but sex is sex, whether you're white and she's black, or i'm who-fucking-knows and my wife is white, SEX stays SEX. simple!"
NOVA SCOTIA -- Nova Scotia has been forced to upgrade security after an important safety message along a highway was hacked Thursday night.
An LED sign near Exit 5A of Highway 101 in Windsor, N.S., intended to warn truckers of an alternate route, but was changed to say, “honk if you’re horny”.
“I think it is hilarious,” said one Windsor resident.
But Nova Scotia Road Safety Director Janice Hartland says it’s no laughing matter.
“On the surface it may seem like a joke or harmless, but that message was meant to deliver a safety message to people travelling on the highway,” she said.
Whoever pulled the prank was able to break into an orange security box and get past the password.
The message board was fixed by the morning. Highway officials spent Friday strengthening passwords across the province.
This isn’t the first time the prank has been conducted. Others have broken in to warn drivers of “zombie attacks” and “wild gorillas”.
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