For The Week Of 11/10/2003
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

One morning a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her attractive, and he asks her if she’d like to play with him. So they play a round, and she wins by five strokes. Sensing the guy’s embarrassment, the woman offers to accompany him to the parking lot and give him a blow job in her car to make him feel better. For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by five or six strokes each time, then gives the guy a blow job in the parking lot. That weekend he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner. She arrives and blurts out, “I must confess something to you. I’m a transvestite. I’m really a man.” “You son of a bitch!” the guy replies. “You’ve been hitting off the women’s tee all week!”

SITES OF THE WEEK
The Meatrix -Vegan Propaganda
10 Commandments -Of Celibacy!
Emimem Dress Up! -YO YO YO!
Playboy Playmates -From 1980 Till 1999!
Toothbrush -Good Read!
Helicopter -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Movie Theatre!
This cheat has worked repeatedly for me. At movie theaters that offer free refills for purchasing a popcorn-and-drink combo, I save the containers and bring them back on my next visit. If suspicion is aroused, I just convince the cashier that I bought my snacks at an earlier show. This works best when there are movies that start earlier than yours, as the usher zombies have no way of knowing how long you’ve been in the theater. When one of my containers started to leak after a few weeks, I simply asked for a replacement, citing the seeping cup. All joking aside, I must have saved over $100 doing this.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Jackie
What is Tantra

A:
Tantric sex is an ancient Eastern spiritual practice. Like yoga or Zen, it is practiced for the purpose of enlightenment -- and the philosophy transcends the bedroom into all aspects of life. In the Tantric view, sex and orgasm equal spiritual awareness at its peak. When Shiva, male energy, and Shakti, female energy, come into a sexual union, it is believed to be the highest point of enlightenment. We all hold the key to Tantric sex: breath. If you can keep your body relaxed and your mind clear of the mundane, your "inner goddess" can be fully present. Using your breath, you can spread orgasmic energy from your genitals through your entire body. This totalitarian tingling can lead to a deeper, more intimate connection with your partner. We all hold the key to Tantric sex: breath. If you can keep your body relaxed and your mind clear of the mundane, your "inner goddess" can be fully present. Using your breath, you can spread orgasmic energy from your genitals through your entire body. This totalitarian tingling can lead to a deeper, more intimate connection with your partner.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Dirty FIFI!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A senior Vatican spokesman, Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo, told a BBC Radio audience in October that condoms are useless in preventing the spread of HIV (because the virus seeps through the porous latex) and therefore should not be used, even in AIDS-wracked Africa, where as much as 20 percent of the population is reportedly infected. The World Health Organization denounced Trujillo's claim but said it had heard similar Catholic Church messages in Asia and Latin America. [The Guardian, 10-9-03]
 
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