For The Week Of 11/10/2014
Happy with all the porn you're taking off Sublime? Time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Two engineers are meeting for lunch. The second arrives on a bicycle that the first doesn't recognize. "Where did you get the bike? " the first asks. The second explained, "It was the weirdest thing. I was walking over here when a beautiful woman rode up on the bike, hopped off, tore off all her clothes and said 'take what you want!' So I took the bike." "Good call," mused the first, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Kafkarotica -Erotic Lit
Archive.org's -Online Arcade
Interactive -Marijuana Map
Your Fetish -Isn't Strange
True Stories -About Car Sex
Transmission -Flash Game
TIPS AND TRICKS
Smigin Lets You Build and Learn Useful Language Phrases

iOS: If you're traveling internationally—or want to make simple conversation with a non-English speaker—the Smigin app on iOS lets you build phrases quickly, gives you native pronunciation, and lets you save important phrases as favorites to use later on. Learning a new language is useful and fun skill to develop, but sometimes you just want to know the basics to get by. After you select your language, Smigin lets you construct a phrase piece by piece so you can learn what you need to say in a snap. You can also listen to a native speaker say the phrase you built so you sound like a pro. If you're in a quiet area—or you don't want someone to hear you—you can also see the phrase written out phonetically.

No Wi-Fi is needed to use the app, and when you know you're going to use a phrase again, you can save time by hitting the star button and saving the phrase as a favorite. Smigin only does translation from English to Spanish (Mexico), French, Italian, and Brazillian Portuguese for the time being, but Filipino, German, Turkish, Portuguese (Portugal), and Chinese will be available soon.

You can download it for free in the iOS App Store.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by NerdCubed

"I'm male 18 in 3 months and I've been watching porn since 13 and find it just boring now, at first it was like "wow look at those breasts" now it's like "oh look same old breasts I've seen a million times before" the positions just seem predictable and the women just look like a piece of meat slaving themselves. Don't get me wrong I still get aroused and masturbate and stuff but I feel like I get more aroused when I see a hot girl walking down the street or when I talk to a girl in the eyes but when I see porn it seems boring and predictable, what I want to no is this normal or am I just weird?"

A:

"You may be into porn overload. It's like going to a nudist camp. You would think that you'd have to cover your hard on from the moment you arrive. And that may be true. But it doesn't take long before you realize that all the nudity has seemingly become so normal that it no longer turns you on. Same phenomena happens with a topless beach. In short, you are probably watching too much porn in order to have the same effect on you that it did initially. I'm guessing that if you spend less time on porn and watch it less often, much of the thrill you used to get will return."

-TrueLoveSwallows

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new Sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
BURLINGTON, NC -- A North Carolina man has used his “Never Ending Pasta Pass” from Olive Garden to eat 95 meals over the last six weeks. Alan Martin bought the pass for $100 and says he has received $1,510 worth of food so far. His goal is to continue eating Olive Garden every day, twice a day, until the pass expires on Nov. 9. “I would love to be the person that ate the most of the 1,000 people. That would be a good contest to win,” said Martin. “Because that means I got the most value out of the card of anyone in the United States.” The pasta pass is valid for all the pasta, salad, bread and Coca-Cola drinks a person can consume during the seven week period. The pass was only made available to 1,000 people.
 
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