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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car that
she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, 'Good day,
Madame. How may we help you today?'
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, 'Sir, what is the price of this lo vely vehicle?'
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price.'
Basically the ingredients to make homemade Febreeze is a mix of water and fabric softener.
Directions: Unless otherwise noted, place ingredients in a spray bottle and shake well to mix. Test a small unnoticeable area first before using to make sure no discoloration or damage occurs. Use as needed, shaking well each time before use.
1 cup fabric softener
1 cup white vinegar
2 cups water
2 cups water
1 cup fabric softener
3 cups water
3 TBS fabric softener
3 TBS rubbing alcohol
2 cups water (warm)
1/4 cup fabric softener
1 TBS baking soda
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I frequently get orgasm headaches. What could be causing this?
Unfortunately, for some unlucky few, the pleasure of an orgasm is often accompanied by the intolerable pain of a headache. In fact, it has been found that many people (both men and women) who have sex with orgasm might experience two types of headaches: a headache during sex (aka coital cephalalgia) that is caused by muscle contractions in the head or neck, or a vascular headache that occurs right before orgasm (aka orgasmic cephalalgia) and is caused by increased blood pressure.
While a major nuisance and possible impediment to experiencing the full pleasurable extent of an orgasm, orgasm headaches usually arenít serious and often dissipate on their own.
If your orgasm headaches do become all too frequent, however, have a physician evaluate the problem to rule out more serious causes, such as blood clots or hemorrhages.
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Man, 70, charged in Pa. bank holdup
Sun Nov 11, 1:19 AM ET
ERIE, Pa. - Police say a 70-year-old man told them he tried to solve his financial problems with a grocery bag, bandanna and a 50-year-old handgun that doesn't work. Instead, Donald Cesare is in the Erie County Prison on federal bank robbery charges stemming from a holdup Thursday at the First National Bank in Millcreek Township. Authorities say Cesare has no criminal record and immediately apologized for the robbery when they tracked him down based on his description. Cesare also wants to apologize to the teller, police said. Cesare has applied for a federal public defender. Police said they found a gun and about $6,000 in a bag at his home.
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