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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A family is driving behind a garbage truck, when all of a sudden a dildo flies out of the truck and hits the windshield. The Mom looks at the kids in the backseat and says, "Wow, what a huge bug!" The youngest kid says, "Yeah, but did you see the dick on it!"
Fayve is a Slick and Entertaining Movie & TV Discovery App
iPad: Fayve wants to help you find something great to watch, whether it's on Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Crackle, or in theaters. It does this with an entertaining, almost addictive app that spins potential shows and movies in a never-ending carousel.
The free app offers a ton of categories to scroll through and will customize recommendations based on your ratings, Netflix queue, and Facebook likes (if you connect those services to the app). Tapping on a movie or show presents you with a description, Rotten Tomatoes score, similar movies, and other details.
Fayve was actually created for Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen as a personal tool to help him navigate his giant collection of movies and shows. It's now being shared for public use to all entertainment buffs.
While there are several other similar entertainment discovery apps, including previously mentioned Fanhattan, Fayve stands out for its unique interface. It's just fun to use. Windows 8 and Android apps are in the works.
"Have you ever slept with co-workers or any individuals you work with on a daily basis? I've personally tried to avoid this at all costs and seen people go from loving their jobs and situations to hating them and finding other employment. Has anyone made it out safe in this situation? Share your war stories with us. :)"
A: "I coached gymnastics in college and my boss and I used to have a lot of fun, after hours. It was great while it lasted, but I don't know if I would do it over again."
CAMBRIDGE, MA -- A group of Harvard students say they aren't sure what happened to the first hamburger to be launched into space, but they suspect a squirrel made off with it.
The burger was carried into space last month aboard a helium balloon and was missing from its container when the balloon fell back to earth and landed in a tall tree in Massachusetts.
Renzo Lucioni told The Boston Globe he and his colleagues had to hire a tree trimmer to go up the 100-foot tree and retrieve the deflated balloon, but the sandwich was gone. Lucioni told the newspaper a lucky squirrel might have dragged it off.
A camera aboard the balloon had gone dead before the burger disappeared so it offered no help in cracking the mystery. The camera, however, did catch great images of the hamburger, donated by the burger chain b.good, soaring into the clouds and on to the upper reaches of the atmosphere.
The YouTube video went viral with more than 150,000 views in less than a week, the Globe said.
Lucioni and his team want to follow up their landmark achievement with another balloon mission. The current goal is the first burrito in space, but nothing official has been nailed down.
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