For The Week Of 11/17/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Johnny wanted to screw a hot girl in his office - but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and just said "I'll give you $1,000 if you let me screw you".

The girl said "No".

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said "OK, ask for $2,000 and pick up the money real fast so he won't even be able to get his pants down". So she accepts the proposal as offered.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girl to call so they can think about what to do with the two grand.

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whats happening? She replies "The bastard used coins".

SITES OF THE WEEK
Lambo Crashes -Whose Fault!
Cologrenics -Take The Test!
XXXorcist -Hilarious
Dog's Addiction -To Toad Licking!
Movie Mayor-All The Porn Trailers You Can Want!
Tom's Trap0Matic -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Hotels Part Two
Iíve worked in a couple of hotels, and there are several tricks that can save you money. First of all, most hotels offer AARP, AAA, etc., discounts, and will give them to you without proof of affiliation. Also, hotels charge more for extra guests, so just tell the clerk that you are staying solo. Finally, most hotels donít have fixed rates, and the clerks donít make money off sales, so, with a little bargaining and a nominal tip, the front-desk guy will most likely book you cut-rate accommodations. contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Casey
My girlfriend is a total bitch to everyone but isnít when sheís in private with me. How do I convince my boys sheís not really the bitch that they see?
A:
You canít. Letís face it; if your woman acts like a shrew in front your pals, then, to them, she is. Theyíre only going to go on what they see. There isnít a single thing you can say thatíll erase all the times theyíve seen her boss you, insult them, and bitch-slap old ladies. In fact, thereís nothing she can say, either. In a case like this, only actions change minds, not words. Besides, if youíre happy with her, then thatís what matters. Except for the part where your buddies donít want to be within 20 feet of her. Consider for a minute, though: Your girl may actually just be a bitch. All your friends vs. you are not good odds. Itís true, sheís being nice to you now, but itís possible that when the new-love haze clears, she may not be so charming. Just a thought.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
McDonald's has agreed to cut the trans fat out of its food - in Europe. Officials at the fast-food giant said all of its 6,300 European restaurants will use canola or sunflower oils in its cooking by mid-2008 - so Parisians can eat Le Big Mac without immediate fear of a heart attack. But McDonald's in the U.S. will still serve the same old artery-clogging burgers, chicken and fries, at least for now. "Our European business was able to identify an oil blend that met customer taste expectations," McDonald's Vice President Catherine Adams said in a statement. "Their two-year plan is based on specific European crops and their availability over the next 24 months." New York City Health Commissioner Thomas Frieden has proposed banning the use of trans fat, found in shortenings and other frying oils, in city eateries. That proposal is being reviewed by the Board of Health. Frieden has said trans fats, which increase the level of bad cholesterol, also increase a person's risk of heart attack and stroke. Adams said the company is "committed" to reducing trans fats in its cooking oil. She said the company is researching and testing alternatives and has been "encouraged with the progress we're making." There are 1.5 grams of trans fat in a Big Mac and 8 grams in a large order of McDonald's fries. Meanwhile, the International House of Pancakes Corp. said it has started testing trans fat-free oils.
 
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