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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"
AirAdvocate Sends Alerts When Your Flight is Late/Cancelled
iPhone: Do you hate arriving at the airport for your flight and finding out it has been delayed an hour? Email your flight confirmation to AirAdvocate and the $0.99 app will then check your flight status, view alternate flights if delays are severe, check in, and alert you when a flight is full.
The full flight notification is especially helpful as you'll know when to be first in line to rebook your flight or give up your seat. The app also includes a tarmac timer to track time spent waiting to take off for, alternate flight status so you don't book an alternate flight that is also delayed, and a passenger rights manual so you'll know what airport staff can and cannot command you to do.
If you're a frequent flyer, this app seems like a no-brainer for iPhone users; no Android version has emerged as of yet. It offers a lot of functionality for a buck.
I have very dry skin so I use body moisturizers all the time. If I skip using them for a couple of days I start having these paper cuts on my penis, but as long as I use skin moisturizers it's OK. If a girl wanted to give me head and when she goes down she smells the moisturizer wouldn't she thing it's weird or even think I'm girly or not man enough?
Try not using soap of any kind on your gentleman's area and use sorbolene cream or QV instead when you are having your shower. It works just as well and will get you clean without drying. Soap tends to dry out skin and if you already have an issue with dry skin, soap will make it much worse.
WARWICKSHIRE, ENGLAND -- A man has been airlifted to hospital after being crushed and trapped by a model train in his back garden.
The man, in his 70s, was thought to have been sitting on the large-scale locomotive when it left the rails and came off a garden wall.
He was trapped for almost 30 minutes as ambulance crews and firefighters tried to free him at his home in Wilmcote in Warwickshire, paramedics said.
He suffered abdominal and pelvic injuries, they added.
A West Midlands Ambulance Service spokesman said: "He was given pain relief and immobilised by ambulance crews with the use of a splint, neck collar and spinal board, before being airlifted to the University Hospital."
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