For The Week Of 11/17/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Jeff and Mike were killed in an accident. Jeff arrives at the Pearly Gates, and is met by St. Peter. “Where is my friend Mike?” Jeff asks. St. Peter replies, “Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven.” Jeff was bothered by this and asked, “Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?” So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini, and a keg of beer. “I don’t mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell,” says Jeff. “It’s not as it appears to be,” says St. Peter. “You see, the keg has a hole in it and the blonde doesn’t.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Britney Lookalike -Flapable
Dumb Laws -Check Your State!
Make a Dildo! -Of Your Own Penis!
Bible Sex Stories -Going Str8 To Hell!
Future Me -Write yourself An Email For The Future!
Paper Throwing -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Parking Stops!
If you know a great parking space near work and shed tears at the thought of losing it, then this simple scam will make commuting each morning that much less soul-crushing. Simply find an orange cone—swipe it from one of the millions of roadwork sites littering the streets—and place it in the space when you leave. Most people, when they see a cone, won’t park there for fear of either being towed or slapped with a fine. I regularly leave a cone in my spot over the weekend, and always have the luxury of cruising into that vacant space on Monday morning.
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Q: submited by B
I have this oine girlfriend that consentally talks about how she can always have multiple orgasms and orgasms that last for minutes at a time. How can I achieve this?

A:
Seriously, since you're confident and open-minded enough to want to sexually grow and are willing to practice you probably can make it happen. Most women are so sensitive after one orgasm that they just want to lie back and enjoy it, without further stimulation. But some women's orgasms seem to prime them for more. These women stay in a peaked state of arousal and can climax again with additional intercourse or stimulation of the clitoris or the G-spot. The term "multiple orgasm" generally doesn't mean one big orgasm after another. Rather, it is either separate smaller orgasms with very little time between them or an extended orgasm that feels like waves. It's interesting to note that women who report having multiple orgasms also tend to have a high level of awareness about their bodies and what pleases them. So begin by increasing your knowledge of what types of stimulation are most erotic for you. You can accomplish this with or without a partner. Experiment, try different speeds, positions and see what happens. I would just urge you not to pass judgment on yourself if you don't experience multiple orgasms. It doesn't mean that you're less of a woman or that your partner isn't man enough for you.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Arab Daytona 500!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
The New York Times reported in October that Nabors Industries (operator of oil-well drilling rigs), which in 2001 moved its legal headquarters from the U.S. to Barbados (corporate income tax: 1 percent) and its tax headquarters to a mail drop in Bermuda (no corporate income tax), is now insisting that it receive favored U.S. legal status. Nabors wants to be treated as an American-owned company to get a competitive advantage under the 80-year-old Jones Act that bars non-U.S. companies from working on ships involved in domestic trade. [New York Times, 10-18-03]
 
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