For The Week Of 11/20/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember ! when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".

Wife : #@%*&@%#!!!

SITES OF THE WEEK
Roller Man -Cool Vid!
Wizard Of Floyd -Both At Same Time!
Lego City -Best Ever!
Train Surfer -RIP!
Season Shot-WTF?
Houses -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Tire Rotation
Try this one next time you need your cars tires rotated...Go to an auto service shop that offers free brake inspections and tell them you need to have your brakes inspected. Typically once they have the wheels off of your car, they will come back to the waiting area of the shop and tell you what your car needs. At this time you tell them that you dont have time to get the necessary brake work done today, and you will have to come back later to get the repairs done. Very politely mention that since they have the wheels off anyways could they please rotate your tires when they put them back on. Most shops will do this because they think, by doing you a favor that you will come back again when you have more time to get the brake work done. contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q: submited by L
Sometimes I feel like I have to urinate during sex. I've heard that G-spot stimulation can cause that sensation, but I get so freaked out I'll wet the bed that I lose my arousal. What should I do?
A:
Several sexual positions stir up internal sensations that scare many women into thinking they might spray the sheets. This feeling can be caused by your partner's penis putting pressure on your bladder. But, as you suspect, it could also be a sign that he's stimulating your G-spot. To find out what's causing the need-to-pee feeling, go to the bathroom before you get frisky. If the gotta-go urge creeps up when you're between the sheets, make a beeline for the loo. While this might slow down the momentum of your lovemaking, it's better than letting wet-the-bed worry completely kill the mood. If you've emptied your bladder and still feel like you have to tinkle when you get back to business, your man has probably hit your G-spot jackpot. You may notice it most when having sex from behind, if you're on top or when you're lying under him with your pelvis slightly lifted. Once the G-spot is stimulated to the point of swelling, the feeling ordinarily subsides and, with further massaging, could lead to a body-quivering, mind-blowing orgasm. For some women, G-spot stimulation causes spontaneous emission of a somewhat clear fluid (that's not urine) from the urethra, before, during or after coming that can range from a few drops to a mini-flood. While female ejaculation is a hotly debated issue, many women claim to have experienced it. The best way to understand how your G-spot works -- and to figure out how to max out your pleasure -- is to do some solo investigating. Lying on your back with a towel underneath you, spread your legs and insert your middle finger into your vagina. About halfway between your vaginal opening and cervix, you'll likely feel a very sensitive dime-sized patch of tissue at the 12-o'clock position on your front vaginal wall. Using a "come here" movement, rub your fingertip against the spot. If the peeing sensation starts after several strokes, you've hit your erotic bull's-eye. While you may be tempted to stop, the trick to reaching the next level of titillation, and ultimately a colossal climax, is to keep going. For an even more spine-tingling thrill, rub your clitoris at the same time. The more in tune you are with this G-spot-generated sensation, the easier it will be to tell the difference between actually having to pee and being on your way to an awe-inspiring orgasm.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
CORVALLIS, Ore. - An iPod screen glowing in the middle of the night from thick underbrush led rescuers to a mushroom picker lost in the woods. The search leader said Pini Nou, 25, of Vancouver, Wash., was on his first outing and got separated from his mother, an experienced mushroom hunter. At nightfall, she called Benton County authorities for help. Nou used his cell phone to describe the landscape to rescuers as best he could in the darkness, said Peggy Peirson, acting county emergency management coordinator. They finally located him after 1 a.m. Friday when a member of a search and rescue team saw the light from the iPod, she said. Nou, lacking a flashlight, had been using the music device for light, Peirson said. She said the underbrush was so thick it took rescuers more than 20 minutes to reach Nou once they saw the glow. Peirson said he was lightly dressed, and Nou said he was cold and tired and had aching feet.
 
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