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My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have sex" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
Use LunchMeet to Arrange Lunches with Your Contacts
iPhone: Want to grab lunch but none of your regular office friends are free? Use LunchMeet to broadcast your availability to your LinkedIn contacts and get a little networking in with your meal.
Utilizing the principles behind the book Never Eat Alone the free app LunchMeet helps setup lunch dates with professionals you've connected with via LinkedIn. All you have to do is fire up the app and input when you're free and where you'd like to meet. LunchMeet will search for any LinkedIn contacts that are also free during the time period. Select one or more people and the app will send out a lunch invitation.
If you're new to a city or a just getting started in your career networking can be vital to find mentors, friends, and future job contacts. If you prefer to mix conversation with your lunch this app should prove useful.
I don't have a big penis--what's a good position to have sex so I could pleasure my girlfriend?
Missionary with her legs against your chest. It will allow for deeper penetration.
Cowgirl, if she's on top she can decide the angle she grinds.
They are the two more obvious and easy suggestions :-)
THIBODAUX, LA -- A Louisiana man came across a million reasons to thank an absent minded cashier who sold him a $1 million lottery ticket by mistake. Ironically, the cashier has the same last name and lives in the same town as the man she sold the ticket to.
Robert Thibodaux Sr., 70, bought the lottery ticket that should have won $200,000 from cashier, Jamie Thibodaux, who sold him a power-play option in error. Thus, Thibodaux ended up netting Thibodaux $1 million.
Robert Thibodaux did in fact promise the cashier that he would return to the store should the ticket win and reward her, reported UPI.com.
Thibodaux reportedly returned to the store after collecting his money from Louisiana Lottery headquarters Thursday and wrote the cashier a check for an undisclosed amount.
“You made me a millionaire. That being said, I have a check for you,” he told the cashier.
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