For The Week Of 11/22/2004
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter. “Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop!” the shocked girl shouts. “I know,” he replies. “I’d like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Tell Your Kids -Funny!
Anna Nicole Smith -Wasted @ The AMAs!
Denise Richards PlayBoy Shoot -Hot!
Panda's Must Die -Playboy
Click For Hunger -Good Deed Of the Day!
Plime -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...FastFoods!
What kind of job is “meter maid,” anyway? Hold these candy-ass bloodsuckers at bay by keeping an old parking ticket in your glove box. In the event that you absolutely have to park in a fire lane, handicapped space or other “off limits” spot, take out your old unpaid parking ticket and place it on your windshield. Cops usually just notice that you have already been ticketed and roll on by. If they do check the authenticity of the ticket, they’re sure to appreciate your clever ruse, and give you a pass anyway
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Trixy
My boyfriend is very caring and attentive in bed, but sometimes I wish he'd be more aggressive and wild. How can I get him to loosen up without hurting his feelings?

A:
Your man's probably sticking with his sweet-and-tender sack style because if you've never told him anything different, he thinks that's what you want. Chances are that once you let him know you'd like to shake up the sexual status quo, he'll be willing to comply. Of course, you don't want to obliterate his ego by critiquing his lovemaking skills, but there's nothing wrong with simply asking him to touch you a certain way or suggesting you try a new mattress move. In fact, since he's not a mind reader, he'll likely appreciate the frisky feedback. If you'd rather not be as direct, you can bring out his inner animal by initiating some pulse-pounding passion yourself. Next time you're fooling around, pull his face close to yours and kiss him hard; push him onto his back and hold his wrists over his head as you ride him like a horny cowgirl; grab his buns and pull him toward you when you're doing the deed in the missionary position. Then, have him follow your primal lead. And, make sure he hears your moans and groans so he knows just how much you like his wilder side. Or, whenever you get a sudden libidinous urge, give in to your erotic impulses and jump him for a quickie. Treating him like a sex object every now and then -- and letting him know it's okay to do the same to you -- should fire his desire.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Drinky Drink
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash) -- If you're looking to satisfy some kinky urges before a mood-killing visit with the family during the holidays, a new erotic kit may help. Oro Design has created a "Mile High Kit" for air travelers equipped with massage oils, sanitary wipes, feather tickler, condoms, pleasure ring, lubricant, and a "do not disturb" door hanger. Product spokesman Ted Young says the kit was created to fill a void in the erotic products market for holiday travelers who want to "take their love life on the go." He figures the kit will assist travelers who abstain from making whoopie on family holiday trips, saying, "It's not real romantic for a couple to indulge in a sexual activity when they're staying in the room next to their parents."
 
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