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My girlfriend said to me "sex is better on holiday."
That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
Cathode Gives Terminal a Retro Makeover on Mac and iOS
iOS/Mac: Sick of looking at that fancy, functional Terminal built into OS X? Cathode is an app that strips away all that readable future-tech for a much more retro flair.
At its core, Cathode’s all about emulating Terminal with extremely retro effects. This means making it look like an old school computer. You can customize all these effects to an insane degree, changing the color, horizontal syncing, and a ton more. We briefly looked at Cathode a long time ago, but it wasn’t quite up to snuff as an actual Terminal emulator. Nowadays, it’s much closer, and can do just about everything most of us need in Terminal while also giving you a nostalgic grin every time you use it.
You can check out a demo of the app over on the developer’s site if you want to give it a test drive.
"so recently me and my gf got into a little argument and we just dropped the topic since it wasnt helping. I started it basically. she went outside wearing shorts which she knows I dont like her wearing them outside because she has a really beautiful body and she gets alot of negative stares. i think the wise thing would be not to comment on it.. but me being completely open with her and we're always chatting non stop. I ended up saying it but It's like she heard what i said but she didnt seem to care much. she asked if i was serious and i told her yes i am. so that day she clearly heard. then over time. it came up again and again but it was just normal conversation, like i was teasing her if youd wear em, ill wear em outside too and show off mine and she gave me the a reaction like ''hell nooo'' she gets ghettofab in 2 secs and i adore that side of her. she really likes tank tops and shorts ive noticed but some are like pretty fancy like cheetah shorts and other fancy ones. so i was like dont wear em outside and she was okay with it. never fully agreed honestly. now recently she went outside wearing shorts again and the it just narutally came up when i asked her what are you wearing today and she just said does it matter ? and im like it does for me.she said no one cares and no one looks. i got really butthurt but i was like okay.my tone got instantly formal. it just hurt so bad that i couldn't help but feel down that instance she straight away knew that something was going on she asked but me being a brat i just left it be. now shes not talking to me properly. like there is a disturbance but since i just find it pointless to ever discuss it but then her being a bigger brat wanting me to talk about it -.- so what im trying to ask you guys is.. i know im at wrong here. if im going to be honest.. but im finding it hard to deal with.. i dont want her to not step outside but like the cute flashy stuff. i cant help but think im not lucky enough to be there by her side so it wont bother me. we love each other alot and have been dating for like 2 months. we really have plans for the future. its definitely not that i dont trust her or any type of other crap. just you know how us men are T.T dogs.. and based on that i just said like dont wear them outside. she doesnt show off but thats just normal for her.
someone tell me whats wrong with me..."
"you have to learn to not be controlling over what she does in terms of her own life. I can understand if you are not jealous and just don't like her wearing those types of clothing outside, however you should embrace the fact that she is hot and just let her be herself. otherwise its just going to lead to more trust issues along the way to the point where you will have to worry.
Be a man and do the right thing."
SANFORD, FL -- A Sanford, Florida police officer was relieved of duty after video surfaced of him on video singing, while in uniform, on stage at a death metal band’s concert.
Police said Officer Andrew Ricks attended the Vital Remains show at West End Trading Company while in uniform on Nov. 13.
Reports said Ricks joined the band on stage and sang a song called “Dechristianize,” which included the lyrics “Let the killing begin.”
The incident was caught on camera, and a copy was sent to Police Chief Cecil Smith.
The video was also posted to YouTube.
Ricks’ authority to perform his law enforcement duties was removed.
Smith said in a report that, “An incident of this nature erodes the thin fibers of trust which already exist between the community and the police, and it will not be tolerated within the Sanford Police Department."
Reports noted that Ricks had submitted a letter of resignation from the department on Oct. 30, with a pending separation date of Nov. 20.
The department was made aware of the incident on Nov. 17.
“He (the chief) wanted to make sure the citizens didn’t have an issue with what was being said,” said Sanford police spokesperson Ronny Neal.
Ricks has worked for the department for six years. The incident marks the first time he’s ever been in trouble.
He told Channel 9 he didn’t want to talk about what happened.
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