For The Week Of 11/24/2003
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Two old friends, one married and one single, were reunited after many years apart. The single man asked his friend, “So, what’s it like being married for five years?” The married man replied, “Well, it’s OK. But I sure do get tired of putting it in the same hole.” “Well, why don’t you just turn her over?” snickered the single friend. The married friend looked at him in disgust and replied, “What, and have a house full of kids?”

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Segway Alternative -Make Your Own!
Sex Contract! -Kobe Wishes He Had One!
Working At KFC -Good Read!
Cheap Babies -Hilarious Commerical!
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Most online retailers charge an arm and a leg in shipping for online purchases. But they also waive this charge for purchases over a certain amount. So, if you only want one item and don’t want to pay shipping, make enough purchases to exceed the shipping-waived threshold, and return the rest of the items to the retailer’s nearest store location. They will credit your card, and you won’t have to pay shipping!
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I took a girl out for a nice dinner. The check comes, and she says she wants to pay. I insist on paying a number of times, but I finally give in and let her put it on her credit card. After that, I never hear from her again. I asked a friend of hers what happened, and he said it was because I didn't pick up the check. How could she be pissed after she insisted on paying? Are girls normally like this, or is she just weird?

On a first date, I let the guy pay. I'll reach for my wallet and pull out a $20, but the guy usually says, "No, I've got this." Then I say thanks, put my money away, and surprise him by treating him on our second date. If he wanted to go dutch on the first date, I'd be open to that too, and I wouldn't think anything of it. But generally you should just take turns. My thinking is, why should some guy I don't even know support me? That's just weird!


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EL PASO, TX-November 24, 2003 — Border agents last week landed a meaty bust, seizing 756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man's pickup. Click Here for More Bizarre News U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers seized 81 rolls of Mexican bologna Friday at the Paso Del Norte bridge as the pickup entered the United States. "It puts the ultimate consumer at risk," said customs spokesman Roger Maier. "Who knows how long these products have gone without refrigeration or without proper handling?" Children were sitting on top of the illegal load before it was discovered, Maier said. The rear seat had been removed from the extended-cab pickup and the bologna was put in its place. He said the agency plans to pursue civil penalties against the Mexican man driving the truck. Maier said the agency won't release the man's name until the case goes to trial. Maier said the bologna goes for about $1 a roll in Juarez. When it is sold to a customer in the United States, it can go for between $5 and $10 a roll , he said.

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