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A pregnant woman walked into a doctor’s office to have an ultrasound. After finding out the baby was going to be a girl, the doctor asked the mother what she planned on naming her child.
“Shenequa,” she replied.
“Do you have any other children?” he continued.
“Five other daughters, all named Shenequa,” she said.
A little confused, the doctor asked, “How do you call them all home for dinner?”
“That’s easy I just yell, ‘Shenequa, supper!’ and they all come home,” she responds.
“What if you’re going somewhere?” the doctor then asks.
“That’s easy too,” she says, “I just say ‘Shenequa lets go!’ and they all come running.”
“What if you only want to speak with one of them?” the doctor asks.
“Well then I just call them by their last name.”
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Huge Tits
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Goatee Stylez
-Evil Recreations.
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Hot Hot Babes.
-Awesome Collection!
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Crappy art
-Hilarious!
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Micheal Jackson
-Evolution of...Scary!
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Cat Bowling -Game Of The Week!
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| Tip
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Cheat....Retail Stores!
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Ever try to return something to a retail store only to have them charge you a restocking fee because it’s an opened item? Maybe the person you bought it for didn’t want it after they opened it. Maybe it sucks. At any rate, here is a legal cheat to get you out of paying those oppressive restocking fees. Tell the store clerk that the item you bought is defective and that you want an even exchange for the same item. They will usually do this, no questions asked. They won’t even check to see whether the item is really defective. Then, wait a day or so and take the newly exchanged—but unopened—item back for a full refund, sans their unjust restocking fee.
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ASK
DOCTOR JD
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Q:
submitted by Wyle
Help jd, my girl's pussy is too loose!
What can I do about this???? By the way,
love the site man! I never miss a day.
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A:
the anwers to this one is simple..just
have her stop banging the black guy at
work with an 11 inch dong. ok..i'm just
kidding. luckily there are some things that
can be done about this. to make a long story
short you need to get her to strengthen her
vagina muscles. this will be good for two
reasons. not only will the stregthening of
the PC muscles cause her pussy to become tighter,
she can use them to actually "grip" your rod!
all she has to do is this routine called
"kegel exercises." the exercises can help many
things (child birth, urination problems, etc..) but
all you care about is your girl learning to use those
bad boys. if she gets really good she can probably get you
to bust a nut just by contracting and releasing the
muscles down there! to find out how to do them just
go to google.com and put in "kegel exercises" and you
will find tons of pages on the topic. there are actually
some exercises that you can do too that will give you
better control on busting a nut. there is nothing like
a win-win situation!
-JD
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CLIP
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This is our special section that will bring you a new sublime
clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by
you guys.
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Fruedian Slip
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choose "save target as" option. save the file "blow.wmv" to
your desktop. once downloaded simply double click the new "blow.wmv"
icon on your desktop to watch the movie.
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."
It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.
So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.
Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.
Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."
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BEAT
THE CAPTION-- GET FREE STUFF!
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This is your chance to make a difference!
Send in the captions that you think best suits "this weeks" picture
below. If you win you get a free sublime T!
This Weeks
Last Weeks
Winner
"Catholics rule: If there's grass on the field, play with his balls"-Aaron
Runners-up
"Yes Father Dick I've been a very very bad boy."-Steven
"We through some wild parties here at Notre Dame"-S
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