For The Week Of 11/25/02
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A pregnant woman walked into a doctor’s office to have an ultrasound. After finding out the baby was going to be a girl, the doctor asked the mother what she planned on naming her child. “Shenequa,” she replied. “Do you have any other children?” he continued. “Five other daughters, all named Shenequa,” she said. A little confused, the doctor asked, “How do you call them all home for dinner?” “That’s easy I just yell, ‘Shenequa, supper!’ and they all come home,” she responds. “What if you’re going somewhere?” the doctor then asks. “That’s easy too,” she says, “I just say ‘Shenequa lets go!’ and they all come running.” “What if you only want to speak with one of them?” the doctor asks. “Well then I just call them by their last name.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Huge Tits -Collection.
Goatee Stylez -Evil Recreations.
Hot Hot Babes. -Awesome Collection!
Crappy art -Hilarious!
Micheal Jackson -Evolution of...Scary!
Cat Bowling -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Retail Stores!

Ever try to return something to a retail store only to have them charge you a restocking fee because it’s an opened item? Maybe the person you bought it for didn’t want it after they opened it. Maybe it sucks. At any rate, here is a legal cheat to get you out of paying those oppressive restocking fees. Tell the store clerk that the item you bought is defective and that you want an even exchange for the same item. They will usually do this, no questions asked. They won’t even check to see whether the item is really defective. Then, wait a day or so and take the newly exchanged—but unopened—item back for a full refund, sans their unjust restocking fee.

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Q: submitted by Wyle

Help jd, my girl's pussy is too loose! What can I do about this???? By the way, love the site man! I never miss a day.

A:
the anwers to this one is simple..just have her stop banging the black guy at work with an 11 inch dong. ok..i'm just kidding. luckily there are some things that can be done about this. to make a long story short you need to get her to strengthen her vagina muscles. this will be good for two reasons. not only will the stregthening of the PC muscles cause her pussy to become tighter, she can use them to actually "grip" your rod! all she has to do is this routine called "kegel exercises." the exercises can help many things (child birth, urination problems, etc..) but all you care about is your girl learning to use those bad boys. if she gets really good she can probably get you to bust a nut just by contracting and releasing the muscles down there! to find out how to do them just go to google.com and put in "kegel exercises" and you will find tons of pages on the topic. there are actually some exercises that you can do too that will give you better control on busting a nut. there is nothing like a win-win situation!

-JD

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice." It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts. So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs. Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."
 
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"Catholics rule: If there's grass on the field, play with his balls"-Aaron
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