For The Week Of 11/25/2013
Happy with all the porn you're taking off Sublime? Time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Did you hear the one about the jurisprudence fetishist?
He got off on technicality...

SITES OF THE WEEK
Shares From -Your Aunt
I'm Feeling -Really Cagey
Mad Men -Without Smoking
Bill Murray -Tongue Twisters
Guy Fieri's Menu -Or a Sex Act?
Dino Run: Planet D -Flash Game!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Potluck Delivers Bite-Sized News to Discuss with Friends

iOS: Instead of making you search for and share the latest news, Potluck wants to make news consumption easier. Its team of editors scours the web for what's happening, picks out the most important aspects and puts it into a bite-sized news piece for you and your friends to talk about. It's a bit like Circa, only with a social angle. The app has a cool design where each news item is a little card, which Potluck calls 'snacks', with a large image and a headline. Choose to skip it, keep it (adding it to a reading list) or view it. The view has three panes you can swipe through, each with a little more information about the news item, followed by the original article. You can also comment on the snack, which your friends can see and start a conversation about it. It's a neat idea, although the comment system doesn't seem that great, especially when you consider that it kind of begs you to leave a comment before having read the full article. Still, the cool interface and the compression of news make it worth checking out. After all, it's free.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Crow

"I am just wondering how many people like to have sex in a place that they can get caught or even watched with out knowing about it till it is to late? More or less the thrill of possibly getting caught?"

A:

"Its a balancing act. On the one hand, the thought that someone will see us doing it and possible watch is a turn on for the exhibitionist in me. Adding to the turn on is knowing that the woman I am with doesn't give a damn who might see. On the other hand, much of the thrill is offset by the fear that the person(s) catching us will be terribly offended and blow the whistle on us. In those cases when I have been in that position I don't know if anyone for sure if anyone saw us, but if they did they didn't raise a fuss about it."

-TrueLoveSwallows

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Worst 'Bad News' Acting


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- The Braille Club in West Palm Beach on South Dixie has been serving the blind for nearly a century. Members at the club were shocked to learn fliers were going around town advertising the club with women in bathing suits and alcohol. One of the flyers said the Braille Club has a "Freaky Friday" and "Wild-N-Out Saturday." "This is our Braille Club and it is making us look really bad," Braille Club Vice President Beulah Taylor said. Braille Club President Larry McDowell says he rents out the club for baby showers and graduation parties. He thought that was the kind of party a woman interested in renting the space would be having. "She asked me, 'Can I bring my stuff over?' I thought it was party favors and paper plates and things like that. It was actually coolers with alcohol," McDowell said. Renee Pierre says she is the person who made the fliers and she says she is a party promoter who rented out the space. "I did not know that braille had to do with blind people. I noticed the owner was blind, but that doesn't mean everyone who walks in there is blind," Pierre said. Pierre says she was not intending to have a wild party and there was no alcohol. The fliers clearly show alcohol bottles and say "drinks free until 11 p.m." "It was not going to be a strip club. It is not like that. I don't have a license," Pierre said. McDowell is relieved he learned about the party before it happened and was able to cancel it. "I'm not sure she understood what she was doing," McDowell said. But Taylor thinks Pierre was trying to take advantage. "I think she was trying to take advantage of us being blind and knowing that it is owned and operated by blind people," Taylor said. Pierre insists it was not going to be a wild party. "I apologize to them. I really do," Pierre said. On the fliers, the parties were advertised for Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights. Pierre says she was not going to charge people to get inside, but one of the fliers says "Guys $10." Braille Club President Larry McDowell says from now on they will screen people more carefully before renting out the facility.
 
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