For The Week Of 11/26/2007
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked t he waiter, "What is that you just served? The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy." The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "Th ese are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday." The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Sexy -Jessica Biel!
Six Ideas -Will Change The World!
Elf -Yourself!
Ugliest Men -In Rock n'Roll!
Top 10 -IT Disasters!
Missle 3-D!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
How to Buy Snowboarding Gear for Beginners!
1: Let's start with a snowboard. You don't want to get a board that is too long and stiff otherwise it will be very hard to make turns. Most snowboard reviews tell you how stiff or soft a board flex is. Always read a snowboard review before you buy. The good thing is most beginner and/or cheaper snowboards have a soft flex. 2: The next pieces of snowboarding gear are bindings and boots. You shouldn't worry too much about getting the absolute best pair of boots and bindings, but DON't get the cheapest bindings. Cheap bindings are made out of really weak plastic that will snap in cold temperatures. This can be dangerous. Your snowboard bindings should cost a minimum of $130, any less and you are buying bindings that could break(NOTE: You can find quality snowboard bindings that are cheaper by shopping at online stores that sell last seasons products for super cheap just read the product review before you buy). With snowboard boots you can get away with spending a little less, they may not be as comfortable or warm but they will get the job done. NOTE: Snowboard companies spend a lot of time and money on research and development trying to make the best products. When you buy the advanced snowboarding gear you are paying extra for all that research. Trust me it is all worth it. The quality in comfort, warmth, and response are so much better, but for a beginner just getting into the sport it is not necessary, only if you want to. 3: Now you need some snowboarding outerwear. Snowboarding jackets come in all different shapes and sizes. There are big baggy ones, tight ones, lose, puffy...all kinds. Same thing with snowboarding pants they all come in different styles. For a beginner your main focus should be on comfort. If you like baggy fitting jeans than baggy snowboard pants are probably what you will feel most comfortable in. Don't focus so much on how warm they are because most pants and jackets will keep a beginner warm enough. This is so because beginners create A LOT of body heat. 4: Snowboard goggles, gloves, and a helmet will complete your snowboarding gear. Since you will be generating a lot of natural body heat you should get snowboard goggles that are coated with anti-fog treatment and have proper ventilation. Excess body heat will cause your lens to fog up and you will be blind on the mountain. Your snowboard gloves should be extremely water proof. You will be spending a lot of time pushing your self back up, so don't get any old glove that you find at a department store. Buy a real snowboard glove that is made for the sport. Most other gloves will just get soaked. A helmet is definitely a requirement for snowboarding gear. This applies to beginners and experienced riders alike. A helmet should fit nice and snug. HINT: Make sure your goggles fit your helmet so that there is not a gap between the top of your goggles and the rim of your helmet. This is called a gappers gap and it is a dead give away that you are new to the sport. 5: Have fun...After all that is the whole point of snowboarding. Check the resource box below for more useful links on snowboarding. They are perfect if you are a beginner looking for some tips.
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Q: submited by Big B
We all know that women have vibrators, but what sex toys do men lay claim to for their personal pleasure?

A:
Penis rings are actually one of the most popular sex toys for men. They are placed around the base of the shaft of the penis, constricting blood flow and increasing sensitivity. It also prolongs the onset of ejaculation, so the feeling is more intense when it does happen. You can use the toy during masturbation or with your partner during foreplay. Penis rings come in leather, nylon and a soft rubber; each works just as well as the other, and choosing the best one is all a matter of personal preference.Other sex toys for men include: masturbation sleeves, sex dolls and prostate massagers.

-Tina

 
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"Porno-prof" teacher suspended
Fri Nov 23, 10:29 AM ET
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian teacher has been suspended from school because of her extra-curricular activities as a porn star, local authorities announced Thursday. The out-of-hours behavior of Anna Ciriani, who calls herself "Madameweb" in hard-core videos on the Internet and at erotic shows, was "not compatible with educational activity," the head of the Friuli-Venezia Giulia education authority said. Ciriani, dubbed the "porno-prof" by Italy's main newspapers, said she never let her hobby get in the way of her teaching. "My behavior at school has always been professional and irreproachable," she was quoted as saying by the AGI agency. "I am a normal woman, with my family and my work as a teacher. I am (also) looking for transgression and sex." Five years ago Ciriani was transferred from her post as teacher of Italian literature in a secondary school in the north-eastern town of Pordenone after students covered the toilets with nude photos of her downloaded from the Internet. Since then she has been giving evening classes to foreign adult students in a nearby town. Madameweb's popularity surged after a video of her shot at the Venus erotica festival in Berlin last month attracted a wide Internet following, prompting the authorities to suspend her from teaching altogether. (Reporting by Gavin Jones)
 
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